In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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shiguresoen

imagenonnegative replied to your post: Possibly laughing embarrassingly loudly about your…

They just don’t know how to handle him! Weaklings.

:DDD and you’ve met him, so you’d know! God I know he said evil stuff to you but I can’t remember what it was now. D: Was it about you being short?

nonnegative

Yes! Short and helpless-looking, I think? And other stuff, but I mostly just remember him drunkenly marveling over how big antacid bottles are in the US. How could I not be won over?

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goldielocking
spain

i hate this trend especially if splitting it up makes no sense good god

shiguresoen

It’s only permissible when the original is more than 700px long at 500px wide and would look shit if cropped (eg, a long comic strip that would lose detail/readability if shrunken).

nonnegative

Yessss. I’m not sure if this or the thing where you layer a bunch of ugly filters over a perfectly good picture is my biggest tumblr annoyance. Just leave it aloooone.

tumblr is full of idiots
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thedailywhat:
“ Streisand Effect of the Day: Virulently anti-gay GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum, who once told the Associated Press that his problem lies not with homosexuals but “with homosexual acts,” told Politico he has contacted Google...
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thedailywhat:

Streisand Effect of the Day: Virulently anti-gay GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum, who once told the Associated Press that his problem lies not with homosexuals but “with homosexual acts,” told Politico he has contacted Google to ask that they remove links to sites that define his last name as “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

A campaign led by sex columnist Dan Savage, launched in the aftermath of the homophobic comment noted above, resulted in the construction of the neologism, which has since climbed to the top of Google’s search results for the former Senator’s name both organically, and through google bombing techniques.

“I suspect if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, they’d get rid of it,” Santorum is quoted as saying. “If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country.”

A Google spokesperson said the search engine’s results were merely “a reflection of the content and information that is available on the web.” He told Politico that the company does not delete search results, adding that “[u]sers who want content removed from the Internet should contact the webmaster of the page directly.

Once the webmaster takes the page down from the web, it will be removed from Google’s search results through our usual crawling process.”

[politico.]

lol

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