Well, you’re on a new path now.
Oh, goody! A new path! Is it lined with credit cards and flat-screened TVs? Does it go by an IKEA? Maybe, I don’t want a new path! Or any path! Maybe, my path, is a war path, that leads to the Terrordome and words…OKAY, maybe, I went too far! Maybe, I don’t want to offend my African-American friends! But, the larger point is, maybe, I’m not done raging against the machine!
she is the greatest.
Lucius had lost his conditioner… and someone was going to pay
love + evil
Jason Isaacs
I DON’T KNOW. IT’S JUST LIKE, I CAN’T BE AS FUNNY OR AS CLEVER AS YOU WANT ME TO BE. NOT ALL THE TIME. NOT EVEN MOST OF THE TIME, REALLY.
I GET SO NERVOUS THAT YOU’LL STOP LIKING ME AND THEN I’LL BE ALONE IN MY EMPTY APARTMENT LISTENING TO ALANIS MORRISETTE AND EATING TRISCUITS AND CRYING, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
FOREVER, PROBABLY.
FOREVER ALONE.
Guy Gardner: GL Gigalo at Dragon*Con 2011. Photo by greyloch. (Source)
Hello….
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this is the best
Perfect cosplay.
The TV Tropes page for Inspector Spacetime is one of the most wonderful things I’ve seen all week. They have an entire list of every single episode ever made and it’s GENIUS.
marvelous.
amazing.
You wanna add another candidate? It’s like the Republican primary is like a season of American Idol in reverse, where every week, you just add another idiot. …First you guys wanted (Michele) Bachmann, then (Rick) Perry — now (Chris) Christie? You know what, Republican base? Meet me at camera three!
(To camera three.) Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe your candidates aren’t the problem — maybe it’s you? You’re hard to please or figure out! You’re unrealistic! I mean, you’re pro-life, yet — (rolls tape of GOP members applauding Texas’s death penalty) — what was that? You’re afraid of ‘death panels,’ yet for uninsured coma patients — (rolls tape of GOP members shouting ‘YEAH!!!’ when Ron Paul was asked if a patient without health insurance should be allowed to die) — that’s the crowd: ‘YEAH!!!’ You guys ‘support the troops’ — well except for Captain Creatine over here (rolls tape of gay U.S. Army soldier who asked GOP candidates if they’d repeal DADT — and was booed by GOP debate crowd).
It’s like the Republican base is at war with its own talking points: ‘I want someone who’s gonna cut taxes — and balance the budget! Someone who’s a skilled orator — that doesn’t talk all fancy! The child of poor immigrants — who will build a fence to keep them out of this country! Someone who’s strong enough for a man — but Ph-balanced for a woman!
…It’s like your ideal candidate is a rare, super-heavy element that can only exist in a particular particle accelerator. And even then, only for a fraction of a second. Before you all remember how much you hate science.
You guys need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, and not come away thinking ‘Hey, there’s something wrong with this mirror.’
JON STEWART, on media-fed rumors that New Jersey governor Chris Christie may enter the GOP presidential race — as well as the hypocritical sentiments of the Republican party — on The Daily Show. (via valjeans)
This whole bit was brilliant, favorite line in the whole thing was “Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe your candidates aren’t the problem — maybe it’s you?”
-Joe
This quote is perfection.
(via thesarcasmstore)
Meta Machine of the Day: Move over sliced bread — there’s a new best invention since in town.
Andrew Salomone introduces the Meta-Cosby Sweater Knitting Machine: A Sternlab knitting machine hacked by Ladyada to print sweaters from digital images, which Salomone promptly used to print a Cosby Sweater with Bill Cosby wearing a sweater with Bill Cosby on it times infinity.
[sternlab.]
whoaaaa.
“The biggest issue with a desert island show was the audience is going to get very frustrated that the characters were not getting off the island,” [Lindelof] said. “My solution was, hey, let’s get off the island every week. And the way we’re going to do that is we’re going to do these flashbacks. We’ll do one character at a time and there’s going to be like 70 characters on the show, so we’ll go really, really slow, and each one will basically say, here’s who they were before the crash and it’ll dramatize something that’s happening on the island and it will also make the show very character-centric.”
Abrams liked the idea, and also had another: “‘There should be a hatch on this island! They spend the entire season trying to get it open. And there should be these other people on the island,’” Lindelof recalled Abrams saying. “And I’m like, ”We can call them The Others.’ And he’s like, ‘They should hear this noise out there in the jungle.’ And I’m like, ‘What’s the noise?’ And he’s like, ‘I don’t…know. They’re never going to pick this thing up anyway.’” (via)
Firefly alum and Playboy Club actor Sean Maher has worked steadily in Hollywood for 14 years, and during that time, he made the choice to be closeted about his personal life as a gay man — until now.
“I was nervous coming here today because I’ve just never talked about it,” Maher says, while sitting down to chat at Little Dom’s Italian bistro in Los Angeles’ trendy Los Feliz neighborhood, the area where the actor lives with Paul, his partner of nearly nine years, and their two children, Sophie Rose, 4, and Liam Xavier, 14 months. “But, it’s so liberating. It was interesting to be coming to have a conversation that I was always afraid to have.” Despite his trepidation, he adds with a big smile: “This is my coming out ball. I’ve been dying to do this.”
SIMON. Simon!!
Aw, good for him.
Surviving the World.
Lesson #1181 - Rationality
Right now FNL is somewhere to the right of that bottom arrow.
The only thing I would disagree with in this is that I am EQUALLY irrational with things I hate.
You’re right. It’s really more of a bell curve with hate on the left and love on the right.
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