In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Woke up this morning from a dream where I was hanging out with Marly/sodamnquirky (whom I’ve never met in person) where I yelled at her to STOP in the middle of our conversation, went rummaging for a paper and pen and wrote down PARKS/BUFFY. When she asked what that was about, I excitedly told her I had to write a Parks and Recreation crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Why? she asked reasonably.

Because, I replied, Pawnee and Sunnydale both have a Hellmouth.

Oh.

dream parksandrec buffy everyone likes hearing about dreams right? hi marly!
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I do indeed like so-called ‘deep dish pizza.’ It’s very tasty. But it should not be called ‘pizza.’ It should be called ‘a tomato pie.’ Real pizza is Neapolitan. [from Naples, Italy] It is thin. It is chewy and crispy, OK?

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin “Nino” Scalia offers ruling: Deep dish v. thin crust?

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Herman Cain could not be reached for comment

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so-called ‘deep dish pizza’

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Well no doubt that scalia’s from Trenton. This, incidentally, is the first and likely last time I’ve ever agreed with him.

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I dare him to go to Chicago and say that.

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I DID say that in Chicago. I like deep dish but it’s not pizza. But I think it’s pretty obvious I’m a bigger badass than Scalia.

gnome-cleric
I do indeed like so-called ‘deep dish pizza.’ It’s very tasty. But it should not be called ‘pizza.’ It should be called ‘a tomato pie.’ Real pizza is Neapolitan. [from Naples, Italy] It is thin. It is chewy and crispy, OK?

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin “Nino” Scalia offers ruling: Deep dish v. thin crust?

SunTimes

Herman Cain could not be reached for comment

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so-called ‘deep dish pizza’

(via turnabout)

Well no doubt that scalia’s from Trenton. This, incidentally, is the first and likely last time I’ve ever agreed with him.

Weird Confession

I HATE when social media sites have “suggestions” for people to follow, especially when there’s no way to opt out of it. I’ve spent a sad amount of my free time – which incidentally I don’t have much of anymore – clicking on “Hide” when I use Twitter’s web interface so they’ll go away and now Tumblr’s doing it and there’s no way to opt out of either. WHY ARE YOU ALL SO SURE I NEED SUGGESTIONS? I CAN FIND PEOPLE I WANT TO FOLLOW ON MY OWN JUST FINE.

i think about stuff too much