A new Empires’ song on The Vampire Diaries tonight!
That’s freaking fabulous.
DORK ALERT
Haha, these have been all over my dash, and it wasn’t until this one that I realized these are recent. Yaaaay.
Stop typing ‘fux’, Pete Wentz. Stop it now.
sodamnquirky replied to your post: Woke up this morning from a dream where I was…
dialog rings true. especially the part where you yell at me.
Seriously. And I’m even worse in person, believe it or not.
HEY BABES WHAT’S UP? COME HER OFTEN? I DO. I’M IN MARKETING OVER AT MICROSOFT, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IT? I’M KIDDING! OF COURSE YOU HAVE. ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING, COSMOS? BARTENDER! SIX COSMOS. POUR IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. SO DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE LATER? I HAVE A HUGE TV AND A NICE LITTLE HOT TUB. DO YOU LIKE HOT TUBS? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES HOT TUBS. ANYWAY, YOU THERE, BLONDE ONE, WHAT’S YOUR NAME, HONEY? LANCE, STOP TOUCHING ME. I’M TRYING TO TALK TO THESE BABES. ANYWAY, GOLDILOCKS, WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU BACK HOME? REALLY? HOW ABOUT YOU, GREEN EYES? WOW, THAT’S A PRETTY NAME. NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU, OF COURSE, BUT IT’S NICE. LARRY, SHUT UP, I’M TALKING TO SOME BABES. SO DO YOU WORK AROUND HERE? YEAH, ME TOO. AT MICROSOFT. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN FIT IN A PORSCHE? KIDDING! IT’S A TWO SEATER. ANYWAY, WHO WANTS TO- LARRY! THEY’RE NOT INTERESTED! DROP IT! WHO WANTS TO DANCE, IS WHAT I WAS ASKING. I’M NOT TRYING TO BLOW MYSELF HERE BUT I HAVE MOVES LIKE USHER. YOU THERE, GINGER SPICE. YOU LIKE TO DANCE? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES TO DANCE. FINISH THAT COSMO AN LET’S GO HIT THE LINOLEUM. YOU BABES EVER DO SHOTS? YOU LIKE TEQUILA? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES TEQUILA! ANYWAY …
“He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.”
Oh, here’s a tumblr I should be following.
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Darling Pet Monkey!
Community is so very kind to its fans.
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daaaayum Shirley.
LOL I WAS JUST GOING TO TYPE “DAMN, SHIRLEY!” BUT YOU BEAT ME TO IT. &cattlin;
How is my response to the end of every episode of The Vampire Diaries “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?”
From The Archives: From an episode of Sesame Street, c. 1984: Schoolkids asked to define the word “computer.”
Yup, old enough to remember these. I played that words to graphics game in kindergarten.
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