In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[livelaughawesome]

Found here.

[kinsey-val-kyrie]

BOOM.

ROASTED.

[flapjackstate]

[image: protest sign that says “warning: do not confuse the complexity of this movement with chaos”].

True democracy has as many aims as it does participants.

[stfuconservatives]

I was at dinner this weekend with some new acquaintances, and one of them said, “The Occupy protesters just don’t have a clear message! What are they angry about?” I was like “EXCUSE ME. They have SO much to be angry about — Bush tax cuts, unemployment, abortion restriction, corporate greed, underemployment, student loans — that’s it’s hard to boil it all down to one pithy message. That doesn’t mean they don’t have any right to be angry.”

-Jess

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[neonglass]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[spiralstreesandcupsoftea]

this is hilarious and beautiful all at the same time. amazing.

[mooserrific]

…my brain is very confused.

[nonnegative]

i thought this was what’s-his-face from the cab until i saw the tattoo. and thus ends any lingering attraction i had to brendon urie.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bemore]

how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[mylittlepunchies]

OMFG GTFO HE’S LT. DANGLE FROM RENO 911 I AM LEGIT SCREAMING RN

[shelletor]

I CAN NOT

DEAL WITH THIS.

[nonnegative]

i’m pretty sure i’ve never reblogged a picture of zac efron before, but this is worth it.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sailormoon-obsession]

OMG D: #Halloween

[heartisakaleidoscope]

True start of zombie apocalypse— Usagi’s gonna infect us all. With her zombified Silver Crystal, probably.

Oh and Chiba you’ve looked better. I think you didn’t have your coffee. Might wanna stay away from Usagi, she’s a zombie.

[enogitna]

LOL did somebody say best thing ever?

[adventuresofcomicbookgirl]

Well, they have died enough times…

[shelletor]

These people are probably my heroes.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[whiskeyonsunday]

HEARTS IN MY EYES. 

[nonnegative]

Aw, he finally took my last name, even if he had to turn half-furry to do it! I knew I just had to be patient.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I think that the so-called Palestinian people have this urge for unilateral recognition because they see this president as weak.

Herman Cain

“So-called”? Really.

(via greaterthanlapsed)

If you haven’t been noticing I’ve been tagging almost all of my Herman Cain posts with “#Herman Cain #doesn’t know shit about X”

Today I get to tag #Herman Cain #doesn’t know shit about Palestine .

-Joe

(via stfuconservatives)

Well, that’s one of the stupidest sentences I’ve read in awhile.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Oh, The Secret Circle. You are so bad, yet I am SO FOND OF YOU.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[zeriously]

Trying out my Marty McFly costume tonight for trivia. 

[nonnegative]

I’m only creepily reblogging this because I can’t like it twice.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rraaaarrl]

(via 10 Amazingly Bad Retro Halloween Costumes: What Exactly Was Wrong With Your Parents?)

“Say what you will about the quality of the costumes, but you have to admit that the people responsible for making the actual masks had an amazing gift for capturing emotion. Unfortunately, that emotion tended to land somewhere between mild discomfort and soul-crushing ennui. Thor here is right there in the middle with a pretty perfect expression of being uncertain as to whether or not he’ll be able to make it to the bathroom.”

HORRIFYING

[nonnegative]

NOTHING was wrong with my parents. NOTHING. My mom used to sew me beautiful homemade costumes and 4-year-old me REJECTED THEM because I wanted to wear a SOULLESS CARE BEAR MASK INSTEAD. What was wrong with tiny ME?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[9gag]

all he wanted

[wickedcherub]

ngl I loled.

[nonnegative]

ditto.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms trying to punch themselves until their hands grow back. A fundamental component of the plan is missing and it isn’t going to work.

Allie at Hyperbole and a Half. (via ipomoeaandthestarstealers)

I definitely had the thought “Are you going to the kitchen? Cool. Go fuck yourself,” when I was a depressed semi-shut-in circa 2002. Man, that was a bad year. Don’t do that, friends! Get help before you realize you haven’t gone out in a month other than work so you wouldn’t get evicted. I still can’t figure out how my then-boyfriend, now-husband didn’t dump me then. He also had to take me to work because I was afraid of driving. I guess that counted as dates for him?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Yeesh, Morgan from the first season of Top Chef: Just Desserts just got arrested on child pornography charges. I always hated him for being misogynistic and homophobic, but I didn’t think he was, you know, actually evil incarnate. Gross.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[happilyevernow]

#ron and tammy: the prequel

[saintjessie]

That tag

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

*winks at tsun-dera*