prepare for swansonspam.
Uncanny.
- Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
- Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
Another hilarious Oscar nomination
Bret McKenzie from Flight of the Conchords is nominated for Best Original Song. We might soon live in a world where Dean Pelton and the dude who wrote about robots taking over the earth are both Oscar winners.
Probably Tastykake is one of the top 10 things I am most excited for about moving back east.
As you should be.
i don’t even ship leslie/ann, but you’d think i do by how often i reblog gifs of leslie telling ann how beautiful she is.
I’d watch it. Not even 1 percent kidding.
I’M SCREAMING
Vin Diesel is Moriarty.
Megan Fox is everyone else.
With special guest star Christopher Walken as Mycroft Holmes
The Reichenbach episode would be the best
A heartbroken Justin Watson would lament his best friend’s death through song.
AND I WAS LIKE SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK OHHHH
SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK NOOOO
SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK OOHHHH
WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DIE, DIE
Lestrade played by William Shatner.
Anderson played by Vince Vaughn.
Mrs. Hudson played by Betty White.
…
Wait, who am I kidding, I’d watch the hell out of that.
“How Do I Live” plays in the background as Justin Watson is sobbing over Niclock’s body.
Season 1:
- A Study in Freedom
- The Blind Justice
- The Great Eagle
Season 2:
- A Scandal in Washington
- The Bison of Yellow Stone
- The Niagara Falls
I think you’re supposed to glean from this that America is terrible but I would go out and buy a DVR so I could DVR this for the rest of my life.
I was trying to figure out what was bad about this, too. Would Nic Cage fight bees every week? I like to think so.
Wow, my face is going to be so. red. when I shoot out of God’s vagina.
-Jess
If it contains the whole universe, God’s uterus must be fucking huge.
Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of Health and Human Services announced today the Obama Administration will not broaden the religious exemption for contraceptive coverage under the Preventive Care package of the Affordable Care Act. This request, primarily by the National Conference of Catholic Bishops, would have denied millions of American women contraceptive coverage, including students, teachers, nurses, social workers, and other staff (and their families) at religiously-connected or associated schools, universities, and hospitals, as well as institutions, such as Catholic Charities.
Eleanor Smeal, President of the Feminist Majority Foundation, stated, “This is a landmark victory for the health of young women. We applaud this decision for women by Secretary Sebelius and the Obama Administration. Birth control is the number one prescription drug for women ages 18 to 44 years. Right now, the average woman has to pay $50 per month for 30 years for birth control. No wonder many low income women have had to forgo regular use of birth control and half of US pregnancies are unplanned. This decision will help millions of women and their families.”
[Ms.]
This is awesome. As I’ve mentioned here before, contraception is not my #1 reason for taking BC, but rather so that I can have a functioning reproductive system. So it burns me up that the co-pay is so much, as if it’s not as important as other types of prescriptions. This will save me $720/year, which isn’t chump change—and I don’t even have a family to support, so imagine the impact elsewhere. Big ups and big thanks to the Obama administration for this one.
(via citysleep)
Excellent news! What a stupid request that was.
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