In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[pinkiepieswear]

My first three were Flesh Kick Meme.

…OKAY??

[sonicrainboom93]

Secrets…. Passion…… and…… Kick. Whut.

[frozenapples00]

Passion, Lust, Suicide….?

[viscouscherry]

Trust, Secret, Dream. That sounds so cheesy.

[vivalaevil]

Fool, Scum, Malice.

…

Whelp.

[carriepika]

MLHFLE
NXAFBY
PGLROU

[chaoscheebs]

These
Men
Arm

WTF. ._.

[panzercat]

For the longest time I could only see “OLCUT TEASEL WOLLOF” but seriously guys 

NONE SUICIDE NAKED 

Thanks brain

[unforgott3n]

DOOR MALICE KICK

….Clearly I have angry!Erik-brain today. XD

[anonymousjoy]

SECRET SIN PAST

what?

[mishafuckingackles]

Fool, Lust, Rage. Yup. There you go.

[dangling-thpider]

Okay, well I found ‘chat’, ‘pogo’ and ‘bottom’…No fucking idea what that means.

[allon-sy]

’ IOU’, ‘ONE’, ‘ION’. ???

[accio-life]

Past. Secrets. Malice.

Um. I’m not a serial killer, ‘kay?

[erindizmo]

MADE PASSION COKE.

Hmmm.  I am trying to figure out what it meeeeans.

[stickthisbig]

Shouldn’t this read “Psychological Find-A-Word”? I feel like “Physiological Find-A-Word” is something med students play. Anyway.

fool crush secret

Well, fuck you too, meme. You don’t know me.

[codenamecesare]

Rage maniac kiss.

[pearlo]

Kick none dread.

…I don’t think I like this game.

[stealstheashes]

Crush, fool, cut

(naked was fourth)

[nonnegative]

Enigma
Wisdom
Pee

…my headstone, ladies and gentlemen.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[newsweek]

Ashley Judd, writing on the site, fights back at those in the media who speculated on her “puffy” appearance, calling the frenzy a misogynistic assault on all women. Why even stoop to their level?

Ashley:

I choose to address it because the conversation was pointedly nasty, gendered, and misogynistic and embodies what all girls and women in our culture, to a greater or lesser degree, endure every day, in ways both outrageous and subtle. The assault on our body image, the hypersexualization of girls and women and subsequent degradation of our sexuality as we walk through the decades, and the general incessant objectification is what this conversation allegedly about my face is really about.

And she’s only getting started! Yea girl. Read Ashley Judd Slaps Media on The Daily Beast.

[whiskeyonsunday]

you should read this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

i know i’m going to degenerate into saying LEONARD LIKES THIS POST out loud within the next day or two.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[butthorn]

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

[nonnegative]

i just laughed so hard.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

This looks a lot like the fake Baby-Sitters Club notebook I made when I was 10.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[polyxena]

The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall, which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale’s campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis.

[nonnegative]

SO CONFUSING.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

just because something’s in black and white doesn’t mean it’s good.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ickynicky]

It’s a fucking Mona Lisa Frank.

[johnisdollywood]

DFSLHSDJFSDKJHFSDKJFHSDKJHFSDKJFH

[hellhoundstooth]

!!!

[scarfmouse]

i’m sorry but combining two unrelated things is just never not something that will be automatically hilarious to me, ever

WAIT NO IM NOT SORRY ABOUT THAT AT ALL

[thismakesmeanxious]

I AM CACKLING

[kaminapan]

carolyn

[zombiejihadi]

LISA FRANK!!!! WKEHFSDUHFUHWFUIABFSKDJFBKJSFB!! I had all of that stuff when I was a wee youngin. That rainbow cheetah pattern is hot though! I remember having it all over my trapper keeper! Oh and those cute erasers that never worked but I had a million of anyway. I miss those days. Does that brand even exist anymore? I kind of want a Lisa Frank trapper keeper for old times sake. DON’T JUDGE ME!

[waitful]

Lisa Frank was THAT hot shit back in the day. My swagger was on Lisa Frank. 

[stickthisbig]

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK.

Oh my fucking GOD Lisa Frank was the HOTNESS. IF IT DIDN’T HAVE A SILHOUETTE OF A PALM TREE OR A DOLPHIN ON IT IT WAS NOT WORTH HAVING.

MY GOD, OH MY GOD, THEY’RE STILL IN BUSINESS

[stealstheashes]

Lol Mona Lisa Frank shift.

[weallwannaparty]

I need my some Lisa Frank coloring books.

[nonnegative]

My ten year old self just fainted dead away.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[charlotte-charles]

completely fake comedy show nailpolish collections

[nonnegative]

beads. bees?!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theguyonfire-peeta]

omfg hahahahaha

[nonnegative]

Gale/Pain OTP

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theatomicboom]

omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits

like district 1 are vegas dancers

and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator 

and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video

district 4, well, it could be worse

case in point, see district 5

what the fuck district 6

district 7 and their origami 

i’m so sorry district 8

is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a dalek or

HOWDY Y’ALL FROM DISTRICT 10

wow really creative for 11

BOW DOWN TO DISTRICT 12, BITCHES

[tyleroakley]

Oh my God.

[whiskeyonsunday]

I’M SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THRESH’S ATTRACTIVENESS.

[nonnegative]

haha i’m so glad to get a better look at these.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Saw this shirt while shopping in Target today and just needed to snap a picture. Isn’t it cute? I’d buy it for my daughter, if I had one. :D

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thedailywhat]

Unnecessary Sequel of the Day: Remember that dream you had the other night where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito starred in a Twins sequel called Triplets where Eddie Murphy played their long-lost brother?

Well, guess what: That dream is coming true.

Universal and Montecito Picture Co. are reportedly in the early stages of developing the project, but Schwarzenegger, DeVito, and Murphy are already attached to the project, as is Twins director Ivan Reitman, who will produce through Montecito.

It’s been nearly a quarter-century since the original film was released.

[thr.]

[racketstory]

For some reason, I read this as a Junior sequel and flipped out because Eddie Murphy pregnant is my idea of entertainment and now I’m super bummed.

[nonnegative]

I’m completely shocked hearing that from you.