In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
htbthomas
albertinesimonet

i got polls now so i'm kicking this off with something that's been eating at me for a good month or so

what would count as a minimum "shippable" pairing to you?

textual romantic chemistry in canon

subtextual chemistry/a friendly rapport in canon

any rapport in canon, friendly or not

any interaction in canon, however brief

no interaction needed as long as i have an idea

other (in tags)

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albertinesimonet

this poll brought to you by people calling kazuki and rei from buddy daddies--an anime where, by mere premise alone, they are parenting a child as daddies together--"unshippable" because canon isn't really giving them much in the way of romantic chemistry, and me realizing with a start that people are operating on such vastly different definitions of "shippable" than me that we might as well not be talking abt the same thing at all

my own long answer is: for me a ship can exist as long as the characters exist. period. some things will make me more or less likely to ship them (canon interaction, subtext, motifs, premise, structural parallels etc) but on principle any ship can be "shippable" as long as the barebones elements of a ship, that is to say two or more entities that can be regarded as separate (does not even have to be two different characters per se--selfcest exists), are present. nor does the ship have to be necessarily romantic in nature! as long as you can smash em together in whatever fashion that is a ship and it is shippable. i personally cannot imagine being someone who requires canon to feed me textual chemistry or an overt basis for a ship for my imagination to run in that direction, but i think that depends on the canon and characters also

albertinesimonet

i really need to stop being surprised when people are like "well there should at least be something in canon to go off of" bc that is like. technically the "normal" way to read media. i forget that most people are not clinically insane over characters

zalia

My criteria: Do I think it would be interesting?

That's it.

bless the results of this poll i voted any rapport because that's how i operate about 95% of the time but the other 5% is not for canon relationships it's for being absolutely unhinged about characters who may have never met fandom
cubistemoji
pipdepop

Every time AO3 makes an update, there’s a chorus of ‘and can we please please please be able to leave kudos on each chapter pleeeeease?!?!’

In theory, this is a nice idea. We’ve all smashed the kudos button on our favourite fics, bemoaning the fact we can’t give them all the love.

But ya’ll, kudos per chapter would absolutely fucking suck.

For readers, it would suck because it would compound the existing problem of making it hard to find fics that are good and not just long - not that a fic can’t be both! But there are plenty of Pulitzer-worthy one-shots out there that are buried way way down the list when ranked by number of kudos, because they’re beneath a bunch of 50/? fics where the author lost sight of where the hell the story was going 30 chapters ago, but their fic has had 50x the chances to be viewed so has more kudos. It would encourage authors to release their fics in lots of little chapters instead of a few longer ones/one-shots as they might otherwise have done (and as might otherwise suit the story).

And for authors it would especially suck, as it would compound the existing problem of people not commenting. Kudos are very much appreciated, but comments make an author’s day; but so few people bother, and frankly, it’s disheartening. Let people just click a button to show their appreciation for each new chapter? The hits:kudos:comments ratio would get even worse than it already is.

You can already ‘give kudos’ for each chapter of a fic on AO3 - by commenting. Hell you can literally write ‘kudos!’ It will make the author smile, I promise.

212thincorrectcanonquotes

I actually never thought about it like this. If you are a fic writer or reader you should definitely read this 👆

YUP and like i appreciate that you want to give multiple kudos on my one-shots too! but when you comment to say that that achieves the exact same purpose ao3 writing
knightingale-s
spades-gameing

vanilla extract is perhaps the fastest a meme has become unfunny to me. it was funny the first time i saw it (everyone choosing vanilla extract in the "let's bake a cake" poll), and then it was funny when i saw it in an unrelated poll. and after that it was never funny ever again

perfectlygenericblog

I know what you mean. It's good in small amounts, but if you do it too much it just overpowers all the other posts. It's too much. A little bit goes a long way, just like when you're making a ca

got you there
chlostars
akaanonymouth

What is it about fics then, where characters always, ALWAYS, have a spare toothbrush conveniently just hanging about in bathroom cupboards for that time someone is, usually unexpectedly, staying the night?

I have lived a few decades now, and I have never known anyone who keeps spare toothbrushes. Is it really common??

i have maybe 10 not just in the cupboards you'd have to ask me for one but i buy in multipacks and then forget i did that the next time we need toothbrushes so there are always a couple leftover