Today I read the DEMON IN A BOTTLE!!! trade, aka Tony Stark Is An Alcoholic, and since it’s from the late 70’s, it’s really funny. Here, Tony’s been kidnapped and used the time to make a water bong in his prison.
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Just kidding, it’s a lamp that he uses to electrocute some guard, then says since it was only a house current, the guy probably won’t die. Comics logic!!
I can’t believe how cute teenie Loki is in The Mighty Thor and Journey Into Mystery. Y'all can keep Hiddles, comics Loki is vastly superior.
Public Humiliation of the Day: When married actor Brian Presley attempted a little adultery this morning on his cross-country flight, he had no idea he was hitting on model Melissa Stetten, whose Twitter feed — with 13,000+ followers — broadcast in real time his increasingly pitiful, hypocritical attempt to renege on his vows. Here’s the recap in its entirety.
(Disclaimer: This could all be a hoax, but nothing yet proves it didn’t happen — Stetten dates noted prankster Anthony Cumia, of Opie and Anthony.)
[thanks, chase!]
BOOM ROASTED: This is highly entertaining. Be sure to recap in its entirety.
I was so shocked to immediately recognize this guy and his wife, but I watched a lot of soaps in the aughts.
Clark Gregg (Agent Coulson) Auditioning for The Hunger Games
So far the most interested I’ve been in Coulson ever.
My mom was like. ”Is it the one from the movie? The black one from that cartoon you watched? That other one you said is part Hispanic? WHICH ONE IS IT.”
When it first leaked a couple of days ago that it was Alan Scott, I even had a minute of wait, who is that again? even though I’ve read tons of JSA. CHECK OUT THAT BIG IMPACT ANNOUNCEMENT, DC!
I admit I’m not up on all the Green Lanterns lore, but I was literally like “…Who?” :|
I wouldn’t have guessed that. My process was Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, Katma Tui, Jade, the one that’s a planet, the one that’s a smallpox virus, the one that’s an equation, then Alan Scott, and because at that point I saw his name written down.
Sheesh, they totally should have made Mogo gay. That would have made my life.
My mom was like. ”Is it the one from the movie? The black one from that cartoon you watched? That other one you said is part Hispanic? WHICH ONE IS IT.”
When it first leaked a couple of days ago that it was Alan Scott, I even had a minute of wait, who is that again? even though I’ve read tons of JSA. CHECK OUT THAT BIG IMPACT ANNOUNCEMENT, DC!
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
HIS FACE.
It’s the giant ice cream cone that really makes it.
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