In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[youchosewrong]

(from Be An Interplanetary Spy 12: Skystalker, 1985)

[nonnegative]

bummer.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[weaponizedwit]

Coming soon.

[nonnegative]

coming soon: my heart in a billion tiny shards

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[crookedwinding]

shining pinnacle of artistic achievement.

[nonnegative]

i laughed so hard at derek’s pain here.

Derek: MY SUPERIOR WEREWOLF HEALING REFLEX IS KICKING IN. SOON WE WILL BE SAVED.

Stiles: My normal human body has kicked in at the exact same rate. Dumbass.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rraaaarrl]

Other Things I Hate :D

Since I’m in a complaining mood, let me tell you! I hate the way Mark Millar wrote Johnny Storm! I mean he just took the worst aspects of his character and exaggerated the hell out of them until nothing was left but the male equivalent of Paris Hilton (which he is actually called in the book!).

And he spouts lovely dialogue like this! Ugh, nice going, using characters like Johnny as mouthpieces for your gross childish opinions. 

Don’t even get me started on the Masters of Doom story. 

[nonnegative]

It is better if you pretend Johnny is GOB, though. Come on!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Not Hulk’s fault Thor no return bro tap.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[teenwolf]

Reblog this if you are currently sobbing hysterically.

[heathyr]

OH MY GOD

[scorpiod]

#spoilers #BUT GUYS #SHE SAID ‘OH NO’ #NOT ‘WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU’ #WHAT IF SHE IS AWARE OF WEREWOLVES? #I MEAN SHE GREW UP IN A TOWN WITH THE HALES #WHAT IF SHE KNEW ABOUT THE WEREWOLVES#AND THE TEARS IS MORE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO SCOTT #KINDA LIKE WHEN A SON GETS DRAFTED INTO A WAR

[ladystonehugs]

[Gif: Animated “Teen Wolf” clip of Scott, face wolfed out, looking down with profound sorrow, unable to face his mother who is sobbing hysterically in a jail cell beside him.]

[mybrotherspeach]

Not as glad as I was that Melissa was involved in the plot! And got to find out about all this teen wolf business.

[nonnegative]

The best moment of the episode is when Melissa is cheering Stiles’ dad on when he pulls himself free for that brief moment of elation. AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS WEREWOLVES AND KANIMA CRAP AND STILES CRYING AGAIN AND PAIN.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tonystaarks]

#this is the worst four seconds teen wolf has ever shown

[nonnegative]

Y-E-S

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[anathema-device]

#derek hale gives a shit

[rubdown]

[nonnegative]

derek hale/liz lemon 4evah

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

lol matt

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

Interview: Team Peeta or Gale?

[teensniper]

SOLIDARITY SISTER

[nonnegative]

you and me both, prim.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[siterlas]

EVERY DAY I WEEP THAT “SATAN’S ALLEY” IS NOT A REAL THING

[nonnegative]

MTV MOVIE AWARD BEST KISS WINNER

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sashayed]

[nonnegative]

lolololololololol

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[givenclarity]

What if I drew every single sport as played by corgis

[nonnegative]

that’d definitely be one way to get the queen more interested in the opening ceremonies

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong]

wait so Voldemort is still alive?

HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB

[illusemywords]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[imwithkanye]

Mary Poppins descends into the Olympic Opening Ceremonies; defeats Voldemort.

[thebluthcompany]

Well, must be the Poppins.