In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The Loneliest Whale in the World.
In...
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The Loneliest Whale in the World.

In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.

A cryptozoologist has suggested that the 52-Hertz whale could even be lonelier than we realize, a hybrid between two different species of whale, or the last survivor of an unidentified species, plying the oceans in a doomed search for another of its kind, singing its broken song.”

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Remember that period of time where everytime I got too drunk I needed to talk about this despite how everyone around me would be like STOP NO

nonnegative

YES. UGH.

sad no lea no also I hate your tags
akafoxxcub
clio-jlh:
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“ clio-jlh:
“ hellotailor:
“ leupagus:
“ ladyw1nter:
“ sassypup:
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“ oh hell no
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N O P E
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OH GOD. I just love how they’re all friends.
All superhot friends who chill together, doing superhot things. IN...
our-animal-love

oh hell no

sassypup

N O P E

ladyw1nter

OH GOD. I just love how they’re all friends.

All superhot friends who chill together, doing superhot things. IN LEATHER JACKETS.

leupagus

OMG THEY GO DIRTBIKING AT EL MIRAGE. WHAT DOUCHEBAGS I love them so hard.

hellotailor

OH MY GOD, ARE CHRIS ARGENT AND PETER HALE THE STARBUCK AND CYLON SIX OF TEEN WOLF????

clio-jlh

hahaha, but wasn’t Boomer in that photoshoot too? Who would be Boomer?

Someone was talking about this in Daunt’s latest live stream so I’m glad I came across this!  The dash, it provides.

thesockdolager

Actually…

To address ladyw1nter up there, those are not dirt bikes. In addition to the riders’ leather jackets being a dead giveaway (off-road riders wear plastic armor over heavyweight t-shirt things), the visible bike is a Honda CBR1000RR Repsol Edition sportbike, one of the more absurdly badass motorcycles you can get these days. I really can’t overstate how fast a modern 1000cc sportbike is. They cost between $10 and $15k and are quicker than cars costing ten times as much.

Anyway, it’s hard to tell exactly what the other bike obscured by Chiseled McJawline up there is, but based on the alloy fender, stacked reverse-cone silencers, and round alloy headlight, it’s either a British cafe racer from the mid-60s or something trying to look like a British cafe racer from the mid-60s.

 

clio-jlh

oh I knew, bb.  <3

nonnegative

sure i watch a teenie show while being way older than the target audience but my biggest crushes from it are both older than me so it’s fine.

teenwolf dilfs and...uilfs? justifications!
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insomniawriter:
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“ Requirements for being in the justice league.
1) Have dead parents
2)….thats it
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This was supposed to be an emotional scene but I was facepalming too much to care.
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MY PARENTS ARE...
makebeliver

Requirements for being in the justice league.

1) Have dead parents

2)….thats it

33blackbirds

This was supposed to be an emotional scene but I was facepalming too much to care.

gabzilla-z

MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD League

insomniawriter

See, if it was Wally instead of Barry you’d just have him looking around while eating chips saying “This reminds me, I have to get my mom a mothers day card.”

nonnegative

Wait, isn’t Wally’s mother awful? I haven’t read the flash in forever and i know he’s not in the new 52, but I seem to recall that. And his dad was even worse, right? But I guess they weren’t dead.

comics flash fun-ruiner