In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

My favorite thing about Derek is what a loser he is. I mean, yeah, the face kind of distracts everyone, but he’s still just some dude who squats in low-rent housing and hangs around the high school. He’s like the Matthew McConaughey character from Dazed and Confused but less fun.

TV.com Ice Pick Photo Recap (x)

I’m obsessed with tv.com’s Teen Wolf recaps, have I told you? I re-read them like they’re fics I love and just went to lol at the MISTAKES WERE MADE photo cap from the season finale again.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fictitiouseli]

I remember you when you were a little kid. You were so happy. Dougie was the tortured one. But you were just so full of smiles and light all the time. 

[nonnegative]

I just need to interject that I read the account you reblogged from as “sebastian-buckyfuckup” and I thought “what an apt username :(”

sebastian staaaan why are all your characters so tragic. except carter baisen, i guess.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jordangavaris]

Scott McCall vs. The World

“Scott,if your life had a face, I would punch it”

[crookedwinding]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teensniper]

pirates are in this year.

[nonnegative]

guess who’s druuuuunk?

I guess stiles.

You guess right!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

deadline.com

ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss Whedon To Co-Write & Possibly Direct

[vengerturtle]

ABC has ordered a pilot for S.H.I.E.L.D, a live-action series from The Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon, Marvel TV and ABC Studios. The project is based on Marvel’s peacekeeping organization S.H.I.E.L.D (which stands for Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate). S.H.I.E.L.D. will be written by Whedon, his bother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen.

Joss Whedon also is set to direct the pilot, schedule permitting. Production on the pilot, which marks the first live-action Marvel TV project to get a green light, will start immediately. Joss Whedon, Jed Whedon and Tancharoen executive produce with Jeffrey Bell and Marvel TV’s Jeph Loeb.

[erindizmo]

aaaah

[thebeatneverleaves]

can I like this seven times?

[nonnegative]

ooh. neutral on joss’s involvement, but crossing fingers and toes for sharon.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[racketstory]

Volcano volcano volcano dear god

[nonnegative]

If you wouldn’t choose volcano, IDEK why we’re following each other on Tumblr.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

IF THOR WAS A MOVIE ABOUT A WEALTHY FAMILY WHO WAS LOSING EVERYTHING… AND THE ONE SON WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT THE KEEP THEM ALL TOGETHER.

perfection.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[panzercat]

BEAUTIFUL

[chickletgirl]

I want this to be a thing that exists. Get working on that, television.

[cacchieressa]

Batman as Dorothy is the truest true thing that ever existed.

[nonnegative]

ROBIN AS SOPHIA LOLOLOL

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

Rupert Grint talking about his ice cream truck (via ronaldweasley)

–

I just unliked this when it came around my dash again, just so I could like it twice.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Forget Kirk/Spock, this is my Star Trek slash OTP.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dontbearuiner]

NOT A SHOOP.

Nicely done, there, NBC.

[emmagrant01]

*headdesk*

[xylodemon]

Further proof that NBC is just constantly drunk at the wheel.

[nonnegative]

Every famous Neil and Armstrong died at once today, according to the Internet. What a sad day for Neils and Armstrongs everywhere.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

#the most accurate post on tumblr ever

I’ve been in fandom so long that I now go from point 1 to point 6 in about a week.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theatlantic]

A Fallen Planet, Remembered: Six Years Ago Today, Pluto Was Demoted

[Image: Wikimedia Commons]

[chanelleberlin]

I mentioned Pluto being demoted to someone a couple weeks ago, and they were like, “WAIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” and I felt bad, because I had to unexpectedly deliver some true life realness about how even planets get laid off.

[warmbrightwings]

I don’t know why I’m the world’s most humorless person about this topic but every time it comes up I’m like PLUTO SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A PLANET SO GET A CLUE.  FUCK OFF, PLUTO.  WISH WE’D KICKED YOU TO THE CURB YEARS AGO.  I need to calm down because no one will ever agree with me.

[weallwannaparty]

I can’t believe I lived with you for three years and didn’t know you were a Pluto hater.

[nonnegative]

Hannah and I are aligned in our Pluto-hating. It’s one of those things I feel really strongly about, along with Girl Scout cookie names.

[coupleofbananas]

I actually like Pluto quite a bit, which makes me happy that it is now properly classified! It’s King of the Dwarf Planets now! Shouldn’t that make Pluto lovers happy? I don’t get you guys. 

[nonnegative]

EXACTLY.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

varcolaci asked:

But why? What did Pluto ever do to you? >:(

It killed my cat!!!!

No, seriously, it’s still a dwarf planet! It’s in the outer reaches of the solar system with other dwarf planets having dwarf planet fun party orgies or whatever. It doesn’t need to be a planet. It can’t even compete! Look at its poor irregular orbit. Why can’t you all just let Pluto be Pluto?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theatlantic]

A Fallen Planet, Remembered: Six Years Ago Today, Pluto Was Demoted

[Image: Wikimedia Commons]

[chanelleberlin]

I mentioned Pluto being demoted to someone a couple weeks ago, and they were like, “WAIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” and I felt bad, because I had to unexpectedly deliver some true life realness about how even planets get laid off.

[warmbrightwings]

I don’t know why I’m the world’s most humorless person about this topic but every time it comes up I’m like PLUTO SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A PLANET SO GET A CLUE.  FUCK OFF, PLUTO.  WISH WE’D KICKED YOU TO THE CURB YEARS AGO.  I need to calm down because no one will ever agree with me.

[weallwannaparty]

I can’t believe I lived with you for three years and didn’t know you were a Pluto hater.

[nonnegative]

Hannah and I are aligned in our Pluto-hating. It’s one of those things I feel really strongly about, along with Girl Scout cookie names.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[monkeyknifefight]

stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
son: no-
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT’S FINE OKAY BYE

[pearlo]

The thing that makes this really funny to me is knowing who Stephen King’s son is

[nonnegative]

Well, maybe they meant the other one! He has two!