In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Teen Wolf: Bite Me #3

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(part 2 here)

Scott is in trouble in the parking lot! Kate Argent has caught him! Oh noes! There is a slight scuffle and

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Kate.

Kate no.

Stop.

INAPPROPRIATE

Lucky for Kate, Mama Argent shows up with a dog whistle and manages to knock Scott out, then they load him up in a van. Lucky for Scott …

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Meanwhile, Scott worries about Allison. If he doesn’t show up to Lydia’s party with her that weekend, they’re done. Priorities!

They manage to free him and

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Derek what

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what are you doing Derek

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Derek what did you do

BTW, there were actual, living people inside there. JUST FYI. DEREK EXPLODED SOME PEOPLE TO GET REVENGE.

After that, things wind down, and Lydia’s party is in full swing.

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Where do I even start with this panel? Allison is Little Red and Scott is the Big Bad Wolf. Jackson’s idea of a costume is his lacrosse outfit. But the biggest WTF moment is THOSE FUCKING LOUBOUTINS! WHAT. WHY? HOW DOES KATE HAVE LOUBOUTINS. WHY DOES KATE HAVE LOUBOUTINS.

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What. I don’t understand.

Meanwhile, Derek does what he does best.

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Creepin’.

THE END!

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Ils, what the hell. Meat dress? Explosions? At least there’s Derek creeping.

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Today’s Most Awesome Tumblr: ‘Arrested Development’ Meets Mitt Romney

The amazing Tumblr Lucille and Mitt has been around for some time, but it’s only now coming to our attention. The idea is simple: Superimpose actual quotes from Mitt Romney, the teetotaling Republican candidate often accused of being out of touch with ordinary people, over pictures of Lucille Bluth, the vodka-swilling, laughably out-of-touch Arrested Development character. The results are surprisingly convincing.

[Images: Lucille and Mitt]

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this is truly beautiful

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The Ann one just made me snort out loud.

Source: The Atlantic
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“ crookedwinding:
“ waxjism:
“ does he spend the entire movie looking like he’s about to burst into tears?
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it’s just bizarre seeing even this much emotion on his face after, you know, seeing him as Derek Hale.
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So Ziusik and I finally...
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does he spend the entire movie looking like he’s about to burst into tears?

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So Ziusik and I finally watched this movie, so let me tell you why Tyler Hoechlin spends this entire movie in tears.  Tyler Hoechlin plays a rodeo clown who keeps taking the cop test and failing miserably and everyone thinks he’s a dumbo.  But secretly I think he was sabotaging himself, because he actually really liked being a rodeo clown?  I’m not sure, Tyler Hoechlin is not a good actor.  But so, he loves clowning at the rodeo and he starts talking to his friends about how he thinks the bulls are weirdos lately, and he gets a fancy notebook and jots down info about his friends the bulls at all times.  Then he notices that they have weird scars, and his brother who is a cop is like LET IT ALONE TYLER HOECHLIN, BUT TYLER HOECHLIN CAN’T, BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS BULL FRIENDS TOO MUCH!!!!  He gets fired from the rodeo for asking questions and his girlfriend is like, “you’re a scrub, get a job” and Tyler Hoechlin is like “get off my grill, i’m nancy drew now,” and his dad has a heart attack, his brother is revealed to be in deep with the drug smuggling, and Tyler Hoechlin gets to have sooo many shots where he looks contemplative while holding bags of drugs.

MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE I DRANK A PURSE OF WINE BUT I STILL UNDERSTAND EXACTLY NOTHING ABOUT THE LOGIC OF THIS MOVIE.  THIS TOOK PLACE IN TEXAS, SO THE DRUGS WERE ALREADY IN AMERICA.  IT WASN’T LIKE THEY WERE PUTTING THE DRUGS IN THE BULLS AND SENDING THEM OVER THE BORDER IN ORDER TO SMUGGLE THEM IN.  Also, they literally were doing surgery status incision on these bulls to hide the drugs.  HAS NO ONE HEARD OF A SAFE?  

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wait what.

teenwolf costars a sad rodeo clown nothing about this description has helped clear up my confusion if anything it only leads to further questions such as wait what?
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Teen Wolf AU - suggested by anonymous.

a Teen Wolf, but not that one: in which is Stiles the one who gets bitten in the forest by the Alpha. Eventually, he has to work with Derek (and Scott, who doesn’t understand much of what is going on) to defeat Big Bad Wolf - with some unexpected consequences along the way.

That werewolf Stiles manip is really doing it for me.

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Yeah, I like it. Lea (I think it was Lea, at least) said that werewolf Stiles is an abomination, but idk, I think I’m kind of into it.

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