And then Harry got expelled from school for using his wand under the covers during summer vacation. Hogwarts is tough.
the brightest witch of her age
Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness…
oh my god I cannot breathe.
Most accurate post ever.
ms groetke knows what’s up, as always
this show was so good. I watched as an adult because cartoons are awesome and actually paid money for the recess movie. Is the series on DVD? I should check.
My favorite autocorrect my iPad does is when I go to type Marksykins and it changes to “Marks yikes.”
Don’t you dare judge me, iPad.
…Don’t you ever say that to me again. That is a repellent statement. It is a vomitous insult to every cop—to every fireman—every soldier alive who steps up to fight for those who can’t! I am sorry for your loss! But if you genuinely believe that only the death of a loved one can motivate a human being to take up a cause then get your pathetic, cynical ass out of my way so I can do my job!
Daredeeeeeeviiiiillllll.
Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the character DC brought in to make Batman seem straighter is now a lesbian.
this is the face of a man who enjoys kissing women
Batman can’t enjoy kissing while his parents are deaaaaaaad.
I guess he needs them to watch or something idk.
Garfield replaced with a realistic cat.
frozach submitted
I’m laughing so hard oh my gosh I needed this
This is actually really depressing
perfection
I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.
the amount of time I just spent laughing at this is pretty embarrassing.
newtypeblues
