In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I’m really enjoying (okay not enjoying but you know what I mean) the immortal life of Henrietta lacks but jeez louise never has a book made me cross my legs in sympathy more often.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“After a long search for the lead in its next big superhero franchise, Marvel has, like so many others, finally realized that Chris Pratt is the best. The Parks And Recreation star has landed the role of Peter Quill—or Star-Lord, as he’s known to the President…’s enemies—in Guardians Of The Galaxy, the leader of the interplanetary police squad who commands by virtue of his unparalleled abilities in strategy and combat, and also his not being a talking tree or raccoon. ”

First Emily Van Camp, now Chris Pratt??? You Marvel folks are doing some strong casting work this year.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nevvzealand]

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

[iam-livingdeadgirl]

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

[lightly-living]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

[laviesanspeur]

MY LIFE IS A LIE

[littl-ebird]

NO

[ohdickins]

well

[nonnegative]

Guys, it’s definitely tears as in crying. There’s that whole “no more tears” jingle from Johnson and Johnson which is pronounced like crying, not ripping.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• most bands: hey we're back! we're gonna try this out and work on getting you new stuff soon!
• fall out boy: hey we're back!
• fall out boy: and we're playing a show tonight!
• fall out boy: oh and here's a new song!
• fall out boy: we're also finished with an entire album!
• fall out boy: almost forgot, here's a bunch of tour dates!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[elementarygifed]

Watson on Sherlock and Sherlock on Watson [x][x]

[nonnegative]

Arrrrgh I’ll be over here clawing my face off with happiness.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[warmbrightwings]

of course she did.  AND I EDITED IT BEFORE YOU EVEN SAID THAT, SO THERE.

[nonnegative]

Also also ilu.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Spent my whole morning listening to Fall Out Boy and talking to racketstory about Pete Wentz. What year is it again?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ohdinson-deactivated20140627]

An Iron Man 3 Extended Look

[therealfoxxcub]

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rosalie-mae]

wouldn’t it be nice to be the sort of functional adult human who is no longer emotional about fall out boy

[nonnegative]

lol

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[eoporto]

This is not from The Onion or 1968.

[nonnegative]

But racism is over!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thewonderandodyssey]

Reason #487 why I am a dog person.

[nonnegative]

lol and I read this and think about how much I love cats.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ohmygil]

Batman jokes will never get old. Like his parents.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[f-ckyeah1990s]

8 Board Games from the 90s we’d like to play again…

[artisalie]

I won a lot of games of Dream Phone in my time.

[nonnegative]

Me too. And M and I often wax poetic about the shittiness of Mouse Trap. We were both traumatized by the flimsy traps.