In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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coupleofbananas:
“ calicen:
“ tatteredhope:
“ moutonrose:
“ thefrogman:
“ Captain Pickles Bunnybottom… at your service.
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Captain Stumpy McGillicutty bitches.
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Sir Squiggy McNubbin reporting for duty.
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Lord Pickles McGillicutty
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Lord Waffles...
thefrogman

Captain Pickles Bunnybottom… at your service. 

moutonrose

Captain Stumpy McGillicutty bitches.

tatteredhope

Sir Squiggy McNubbin reporting for duty.

calicen

Lord Pickles McGillicutty

coupleofbananas

Lord Waffles Fluffybutt, at your service. 

nonnegative

Miss Waffles McGillicutty which sounds about right but uhhhh did anyone else take a REALLY LONG TIME to remember their own phone number?

yeah me either.

i wanna be a corgi dogs
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agentotter

Yep, I was on the fence but now I’m officially going to start watching The Following. Thanks for helping me with that decision, guys making out.

giganticism

SO GLAD THEY DIDN’T CHEAT ME ON THIS!!!!!! In the second ep, me and my roommate were like, okay, but they definitely banged for real, right? Like, that dude isn’t crazy — I mean, he is, but also he just has actual feelings for that dude he was pretending to be in a relationship for 3 years.

rubdown

HOLD 9,000 PHONES - A GUY PRETENDED TO BE IN A RELAYSH WITH ANOTHER GUY FOR 3 YEARS AND NOW HAS FOR REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM???????? SHOULD WE ALL BE WATCHING THE FOLLOWING?

racketstory

WAIT WHAT?

nonnegative

yeah, i heard about this like fifth hand and i think they’re both serial killers??? or one of them is??? idk, that kevin bacon show sounds crazy.

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