In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
xylodemon
hiphopfightssnacks

wait what i don’t get it

cynicaldouche

It’s a fat joke. Because hahaha he’s fat he must always be eating hahafuckingha

And his expression is exactly my reaction

shorm

jesus christ she’s just trying to outdo herself isn’t she?

kiss-my-aspergers

this looks scripted tho like can we have some context plz

tj-type-40

“Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis is an internet comedy series on Funny or Die. As the title suggests, host Zach Galifianakis conducts celebrity interviews between two potted ferns:[1] the set intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.[1] He maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs.”

Wikipedia.

“Oh no, Jennifer Lawrence said a fat joke about Zach Galifianakis which he wrote for her to say how horrible of her burn her burn her now”

kiss-my-aspergers

why is tumblr so dumb

loryisunabletosupinate

jesus christ tumblr, actually watch zach’s stand up and videos

adriofthedead

you know tumblr doesn’t care about shit unless it’s british or gay

nonnegative

Last week’s had Jessica Chastain stomp on his head! And I think Bradley cooper spit on him. I’m shocked there’s anyone on tumblr who doesn’t love and watch between two ferns. It’s been fantastic for years.

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karaz01
Louisa May Alcott wrote Little Women for the money. And it made her miserable.

As a young writer, Alcott concentrated on lurid pulp stories of revenge, murder, and adultery–“blood and thunder” literature, as she called i–and enjoyed writing very much. She was in her mid 30s when an editor suggested she try writing a book for girls. Alcott wasn’t very interested, but her father was a complete moron with money and had left the family in terrible financial trouble. Alcott wrote Little Women in hopes of some decent sales and a little breathing room and got way more than she asked for. The money in sequels was too good to turn down (and her father didn’t get any smarter with a dime), but Alcott hated writing what she called “moral pap for the young” and longed to return to the smut and violence of her early endeavors.
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Books and Authors You Had to Read in High School (via bookriot)
Source: bookriot.com
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kellysue
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I NEED THIS LIKE AIR

kellysue

5’11” …and 124 lbs.  With thighs like that? 

Did they weigh her when she was 15? 

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What would you say Carol’s height and weight are Kelly Sue?

kellysue

She’s 140 if she’s an ounce and I bet she’s more like 160.  Muscular build like that?  Thighs that could stop a truck?  Absolutely. 

I’d settle for 140 and wink.  124 is some bullshit. 

I don’t want to make a bigger deal out of this than it is, I just want to say to any women—(young or otherwise, cosplayers esp)—who might see those numbers and compare them to their own—

Those stats are just as much fiction as her flight powers.  

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