In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wonderwonderhowido
crookedwinding:
“ rubdown:
“ hellotailor:
“ kjstewfan:
“ Oh! How gentle Jen is about hugging Kristen ♥ :’)
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never forget that kristen stewart, emma watson and jennifer lawrence all went out together because the tabloids said they were all enemies...
kjstewfan

Oh! How gentle Jen is about hugging Kristen ♥ :’)

hellotailor

never forget that kristen stewart, emma watson and jennifer lawrence all went out together because the tabloids said they were all enemies but they hadn’t actually met IRL.

rubdown

LOOK HOW HAPPY KRISTEN STEWART IS TO BE HUGGED BY JENNIFER LAWRENCE!!!!!!! HIGH SCHOOL AU WHERE JLAW IS THE CLASS CLOWN EVERYONE LOVES AND KSTEW IS THE SHY GOTH FREAK WHO EVERYONE BULLIES CONSTANTLY AND THEN JLAW NOTICES AND STARTS HANGING OUT WITH HER AND SHOWS HER KINDNESSS AND AFFECTION AND UNDERSTANDING AND THEN THEY BECOME FRIENDS/LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crookedwinding

Would read it 1000%

nonnegative

me too. now who’s writing it so i can bug them incessantly be their friend and encourage their writing?

jenniferlawrence kristenstewart emmastone should be in it too
xylodemon
gus-fraba:
“ mu5icliz:
“ eldritch-elegy:
“ fuckyeahnerdpr0n:
“ whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
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He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
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All this time i thought he was the image of...
fuckyeahnerdpr0n

whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything

eldritch-elegy

He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.

mu5icliz

All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am

gus-fraba

Mr. Fucking. Rodgers. Keeping it real, yo.

nonnegative

Mr. Rogers was never in the Navy and had no tattoos, he never fought in a war, and he’s singing Where Is Thumbkin, aka the Parents Giggle At Tall Man Song, in that picture where he’s giving the finger. Man, tumblr is like the Internet pre-Snopes some days.

mrrogers he was pretty street though
allurgist
I felt so bad [for Kristen]. I just wanted to pick her up, put her in my arms and carry her onto the stage. Or maybe not: I probably would have dropped her and opened her wound again! I felt like [meeting her] was a long time coming. I feel like we’ve been meant to meet. This was the perfect way. And you know what? She is so nice—really, really nice.
danrad is so cute kristenstewart
cousinjenny
socies:
“ pkpow:
“ youngbadmanbrown:
“ shecountsblacksheep:
“ handaxe:
“ Levar Burton.
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i just let out a loud “WHHOOP” sound
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put them on fucking blast LeVar
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Don’t fuck with LeVar
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LeVar fucking Burton is my hero.
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We’ve all got to sit down and...
handaxe

Levar Burton.

shecountsblacksheep

i just let out a loud “WHHOOP” sound

youngbadmanbrown

put them on fucking blast LeVar

pkpow

Don’t fuck with LeVar

socies

LeVar fucking Burton is my hero.

nonnegative

We’ve all got to sit down and have a long talk about what actually constitutes satire, folks. And while we’re at it, we can discuss what the First Amendment actually is because it seems that anyone who invokes it on the Internet HAS NO FUCKING CLUE.

But LeVar is great.

levarburton fuck you theonion
teensniper
hawkwardly:
“ mswyrr:
“ actionactioncut:
“ supersoygrrrl:
“ dmsd:
“ I’m sorry, but if someone said this about a woman, it would not be funny. I hate the idea that it’s okay for women to be sexist toward men because sexism towards females is more...
dmsd

I’m sorry, but if someone said this about a woman, it would not be funny. I hate the idea that it’s okay for women to be sexist toward men because sexism towards females is more prominent. This is why I don’t consider myself a feminist, but rather an equalist. 

supersoygrrrl

…”someone” says this about women all the time. Someone by the name of EVERYONE.

image

actionactioncut

#Men Can’t Even Understand Jokes

mswyrr

hawkwardly

WOMP WOMP

ohdear lol misandry is real!!
cacchieressa
appropriately-inappropriate:
“ stepchildofthesun:
“ raphaelariemer:
“ The First Lady For Vogue
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#sudden … woman king feelings? #Michelle Obama 2020 tbh #look at this actual icon of womanhood swathed in Roman silks and looking like a Renaissance...
raphaelariemer

The First Lady For Vogue

stepchildofthesun

  #sudden … woman king feelings? #Michelle Obama 2020 tbh #look at this actual icon of womanhood swathed in Roman silks and looking like a Renaissance painting [okayophelia]

appropriately-inappropriate

And I love the fact that she isn’t portrayed as delicate or soft. Indigo is associated with royalty and nobility but also with austere strength. The way she’s posed and interacting with the camera—no demurely averted gaze ala Jackie O. She’s staring at the photographer, staring them down.

Not adversarial, but assertive

nonnegative

Great great great picture.

michelleobama