Justin Timberlake SNL 'Ville' Sketches 2003-2013
Bring it on down.
As a former library worker, I used to joke about my “librarian rage.”
This movie is genius, btw.
Oh my God this is so helpful, holy crap.
BUT WHAT ABOUT CELLPHONESSSS
this is pretty much accurate except for the maize?? LOL NO
I would like to confirm that at no point have I referred to corn as “maize”. Good call on everything else, though!
And I will neutralise that by confirming that I would call it maize. ;)
AW DID YOU REBLOG THIS JUST FOR ME? HELPFUL REBAGEL. ;D
Heh, I remember trying to explain the concept of sausage and gravy biscuits to a Brit once. At first she was horrified, and rightly so!
I would like to humbly add Surname (brit) and Last Name (usa) to this. Whenever I ask someone for their surname at work, I get the weirdest fucking looks. AND THEN I MUTTER ABOUT RUBBISH UNTIL THEY WALK AWAY.
WAIT A SECOND, I WAS SURE AMERICANS SPELLED IT PYJAMAS TOO.
- A perpetually confused Canadian
We do not!
Dan Humphries vs. Carrie Bradshaw in the first round of the teen bracket of Fandom March Madness is a thing of beauty.
Watched community and suburgatory back to back, and suburgatory is definitely the superior show. That makes me a little sad!
High school and college me could not parse s3 of BtVS without assuming Faith was interested in dating Buffy.
Watching these gifs, adult me is in 100% agreement. Well done, teen Amy.
College me agreed with you then and adult me still agrees with you now. Well done, both of us!
Don’t sell yourself short…
He’s just fondling that bicep, isn’t he? Not that I blame him, since Tom Hardy (BRONSON, that scene, ngh) I’ve developed a curious fascination with the feel of muscled arms.
Into this.
Preeeetty sure my two main fandoms are Harry Potter and bandom. No regrets.
Colin, on the run, refused to give up on photographing everything they came across. The Dark Mark over Dorking. The spot where someone had been Crucio-ed ‘til they scratched and bled and pissed themselves and scratched and bled some more. The terrified cast to Muggles’ faces that you could only capture when they thought you weren’t looking, because they didn’t quite know what they were so terrified of. Dennis told him to quit it, but he wouldn’t. He thought that someday someone might want to see these photos. He thought that in days like these, everyone had to see them.
“The moments when— when the world’s gone and fractured? Those are the moments you record,” Colin said. After the Battle, though, it turned out that no one wanted to remember those moments. Everyone wanted to move on. It was all too painful.
Until one hundred years later, actually. Until Dennis, an old man, found the pictures in the attic and donated them to that memorial museum in Harrowyck Alley. A small white placard was put up next to them: Life on the Run During the Second Rise 1997-1998, Colin Creevey (14 June 1981 - 2 May 1996), shot with a Bernhard Mago-Panoptical Instant, graciously donated by Mr. Dennis Creevey of Ottery St. Catchpole.
And people came to see them. Lots of people. Sometimes their eyes would close and reopen, watering at the corners like they were leaking away anger they didn’t know they possessed. Sometimes their mouths would go hard or they would inhale very suddenly like something inside them had broken and only a quick jolt of air could fix it. But they all went away understanding something they hadn’t before.
This was why Colin had recorded the fractured moments.
Incorrect.
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