In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[phoenixwrihgt-blog]

there’s been some confusion, for you see my crewmate is

[jenneralgrievous]

oh. my. god. 

 this is a thing. THIS WAS ACTUALLY DONE.

[queencardigan]

oh dear

[nonnegative]

accurate

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bipoehler-disorder]

Interviewer: Nick, what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened on the set of ‘Parks and Recreation?’

Nick Offerman: Well, everything’s funny. But I recall one situation, not actually on set. We were all at a panel and we were doing a question and answer. And way up in the balcony was this tiny woman. And she was given the microphone and said, “Yes, hello. First of all, I’m a librarian—” and Amy, with literally no fucking pause, goes “YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.” It was pretty awesome.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rebekahsdonovan]

if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl

[nonnegative]

Sure if by awful you mean awesome.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[indebtandbored]

OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ

[nonnegative]

seems about right.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[badwolfoswin]

Julius Pepperwood (and his gal Friday, Jessica Night): Zombie Detectives Part II- now featuring Schmidt and Winston (part I)

“Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?”

[nonnegative]

i don’t even like zombies and i’d watch this a hundred times.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[gingerhaze]

THE FIRST EPISODE OF AVENGERS ASSEMBLE IS ONLINE

I…THINK THEY JUST WON ME

[nonnegative]

me too.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[geekboots]

JESUS TUMBLR

[widdershinsgirl]

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

[onamissiontocivilize]

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

allofthefeelings replied to your post: Fiction vs. Reality

LOLOLOLOL, but bb, anyone who needs you to explain those are Thomas the Tank Engine characters is NOT YOUR REAL FRIEND.

that’s a fair point.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[andrewpauldost]

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[muffarino]

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

[queersuperteens]

A+ acting, would cackle again.

[ticktocksheep]

I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.

[wildestranger]

Tiny Tom Felton is adorable.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

trufax my mom called me at like 9 one day and i missed the call. when i called back ten minutes later the first words out of my mouth were WHO DIED

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[slythermint]

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[wretchedlittlecaterpillar]

 

[nonnegative]

i loved her trying to make the new salesman into the new stanley, too.