Today is National Hamburger Day! To celebrate, here’s Nick Offerman teaching us how to make a Ron Swanson Burger.
WORTH SEEING: Swanson Burger. My dinner plans are done and done.
Oh my god.
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“A big boy.”
The radar is malfunctioning. Repeat, the radar is malfunctioning.
Stop. Don’t reblog that helical solar system on the Tumblr Radar or if you find it on a friend’s blog. Don’t like it. Don’t put it on Twitter or tell your friends on Facebook. Don’t go on and on about how you never knew that the solar system traveled this way through space. Don’t make sounds with your mouth like an explosion and say “Mind Blown!” because you never considered that the planets are rotating as they fly through space like a vortex. How did no one ever notice this revolutionary theory before?!?
Because it’s B.S., that’s why. I eviscerated the science (along with Phil Plait) back in March, when it made the rounds the first time. It’s a nifty animation, but it’s just not at all realistic.
As of now it has 130K+ notes on Tumblr, which makes Carl Sagan’s stardust cry. Chances are we can’t get everyone to delete it, but maybe we can spread the word that it isn’t true? And maybe we can at least get it off the radar? Truth soldiers of science, roll out!
Using your imagination to imagine new possibilities is a cornerstone of scientific discovery, but using fancy graphics to fool people into believing bad science is just mean. Here’s why the helical model of the solar system is a toilet-like vortex of bad science.
Well, I certainly don’t want to be part of the herd that makes “Carl Sagan’s stardust cry”; do you?
She’ll Never Find it Now
And why wasn’t I invited to this party?
“The Canary Islands Government Allowed Fast & Furious 6 To Destroy Their Highway With a Tank”
they were doing god’s work on that highway
Pursed Lips Sinks Ship
My mom loves Hannibal and mads mikkelson (did I spell that right?) and waxed poetic about it all starry eyed for an hour so I was like so I should watch it and she goes no you’re too gentle a soul.
It’s the best movie in the world and it’s a love story and it’s baller status.
Vin Diesel on “Fast Six” (x)
From Brian Lynch.
Trufax about me: Brian lynch once prank called me to tell me my ex-boyfriend was in prison.
The Red Skull is a creepy dick.
Submitted by Mikeal_Kreoss
I just liked this and then was like what am I doing here?
I choose to believe this is the truth.
Not that I’m not glad to see Kermit on my dash, always, but I don’t understand why this image set is so popular. It’s not sexual, it’s not awwwwwww-inspiring, and there’s no punchline. It’s just a statement of fact. What’s so exciting about that?
Everyone loves Kermit that much is all.
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