In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I die in almost every episode, I’m the worst alpha

Tyler Hoechlin, MTV Geek SDCC2013 (via halebrows)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[plushmistress]

OMG THIS.

Dedicating this post to the word “plethora.”

[ifitsbritishimprobablyafan]

Chasm… I”ll never live that down…

[ibeggedformercytwice]

Most of the words within my vocabulary.

[jumpingjaverts]

resurrection

[gwenontherun]

Compilation

[shenshengdegaowan]

annihilate 

[doitsutheturtle]

Queue

[magpiesarefluffy]

Harbinger.

[geniusbillionairesassmaster]

Sword

[surrenderedtothegifs]

Epitome. Fuck that word.

[diggly]

Mosquito. Don’t judge me, it was year 4…

[likethedreamersdo]

Suffice!

[makingthenoise]

Assuage

[nonnegative]

Séance!

I actually also learned how to pronounce it correctly because of books because Lauren in the Sleepover Friends was reading it the same way I did until someone says it out loud, and she spelled out the pronunciation. Books!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[feynificent]

_{Congratulations to Jane Krakowski on her Emmy nomination for playing Jenna Maroney on 30 rock}

[themaidofdishonor]

THAT LAST GIF OMG JANE IS JUST THE BEST

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

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[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[puzzleboat]

AHHHHH TED AND BOOSTER

[queencardigan]

SHRIEKING

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Every time Welcome to Night Vale mentions “wheat or its by-products”, I actually laugh out loud. If I’m listening at work, I have to turn to the wall so no one can see me cracking up. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I FIND WHEAT AND WHEAT’S BY-PRODUCTS SO FUNNY.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

No matter how many problems I have with Teen Wolf, I’ll always love how much Scott loves his mom.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

“do i live in a firehouse?”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[questionall]

Senator Elizabeth Warren reveals how Sallie Mae is accessing taxpayer subsidized credit (.35% interest) then lending it to students at an interest rate 25 to 40 times higher. http://bit.ly/17Pah8S

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]