Congrats to the Emmy Winner of Best Reality Series, Milf Island. And also to Series 1 winner Connie Britton, for winning the season finale Twerk-Off.
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
Tyler Hoechlin filming “Undrafted” in Los Angeles (September 20th, 2013).
lol is that tyler hoechlin hugging chase crawford? ACTING POWERHOUSES YO.
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
the teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathrooms and i literally cant
New Girl
Season 3 Episode 1 - All In
please note the blood on winston’s shirt because this happens mere hours after he’s bitten by a badger.
so of course he starts a puzzle.
And the Winner is (for the AXE Apollo space race contest by AXE- Malaysia) ROSE! Thanks for all the votes, as much as I DESPISE AXE and their method of advertising, I am happy that Malaysia will be sending their first woman into space and that she is very motivated, intelligent and qualified for the job.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
i love that she’s surrounded by axe models, too.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
EVERY SINGLE TIME i have a twenty, i say to myself “twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.” I just did it a half hour ago. Stupid sexy simpsons.
Women’s sexuality is something that I’m obsessed with. I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blow jobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing. - Elizabeth Olsen, for Dazed & Confused
knew i should have bought that mag today
^^^THIS.
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