In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

coupleofbananas.tumblr.com

Couple of Bananas & a Bottle of Booze: bukowskunt: i hate small talk tell me about how lonely you are or tell...

[bukowskunt]

i hate small talk

tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going

[coupleofbananas]

holy shit that sounds exhausting

...

[nonnegative]

lol the D looks good

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[genofattolia]

Hey, Sarge, I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[gargoyles42]

"The fairy princess castle has defeated me."

[nonnegative]

i cannot even describe how badly i lost it when he held up those wheels.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[lecterings]

_{what if hannibal told lame jokes instead of implying cannibalism?}

[cleolinda]

I have come to really enjoy the ongoing ~SO OVER THIS~ reactions of the other characters.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thursday]

_{Meanwhile in the U.S. government…}

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[unicorn-ice]

and with this gif, i welcome the month of october

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

In the two years that the Democrats had the White House, the House, and the Senate, we got Wall Street reform, student loan reform, credit card reform, healthcare reform obviously, the Fair Pay Act, expanding of the GI bill, they re-authorized the children’s health insurance program, expanded national service programs, fixed the sentencing disparity for crack versus powdered cocaine. We got the 9/11 First Responder’s Bill, we got the Hate Crimes Act, they ratified the START Treaty between us and Russia on nuclear weapons, they repealed Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, they did Cash for Clunkers, they did the stimulus which included the largest middle-class tax cuts ever. That was all done by the Congress that was elected at the same time as President Obama in 2008. They were elected in November 2008, sworn in January 2009 and over the next 2 years they got all of those things done. Then, the Republicans did really well in the midterms, and Republicans took control of the House for the first time in years and, John Boehner became Speaker. And since then, there has not been a single significant piece of legislation enacted into law.

Rachel Maddow, 9/30/13 (via motherfuckingloonybird)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[carrieeve]

Nolan Ross in Revenge 3x01 - “Fear”

[nonnegative]

gif 5

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ainokiseki]

_{It only took ten years to return the favor.}

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

No YouTube, I don’t want to use my real name.

[blackscarabfilmz]

And I don’t want a Google Plus page either. No one wants one. Let it go.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tin-can]

i am watching masterchef junior and omfg. this kid

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nevver]

A Field Guide to Procrastinators

[ilovecharts]

This is just painful.

[nonnegative]

i am all of these except the delegator because i don’t do that shit

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[omgrevenge]

ashley davenport + being daven-deported

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[smileandbeavillain]

The Daily Show | September 30th 2013

[nonnegative]

I hate bill o'reilly, but lord do i love when he goes on the daily show.