Setting the bar lower = not always a bad thing.
‘can your marriage be too perfect?’
'jason segal - fully clothed.’
Okay, Christie won again, which we all knew would happen. He’s a horrible person but he likes Springsteen and that encourages people to vote for him.
On the plus side, all the people I voted for locally won, and the Dems retained the state legislature. Plus, a minimum wage increase with mandatory cost of living increases passed by a LOT. You know, a bill Christie vetoed himself. Weirdo New Jersey.
Cap and Natasha develop something of an intimate friendship in this movie. They both fight on the ground, because they can’t fly. They have a similar fighting style. They both have their guard up, they both have trust issues. And they’ve both been working for ‘The Man’ for so long. It’s a complex relationship.
New Maze Runner still featuring Dylan [x]
brb, trying to find out if the guy playing minho is legal.
Astronomers using NASA data have calculated for the first time that in our galaxy alone, there are at least 8.8 billion stars with Earth-size planets in the habitable temperature zone.
8.8 billion stars with Earth-sized planets! Just in the Milky Way! Space is so exciting.
"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
how many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- A: The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim.
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- A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
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- A: [4000 words from the narrator about his feelings on his childhood circumcision]
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- A: War is hell.
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- A: He straightened his tie. He had lost, but in a romantic way, which meant that he had won. “I’m going to do a pushup,” he announced to his tie. His tie respected him for it, and secretly wished that it could have sex with him.
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- A: You wouldn’t understand.
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- A: He swore curses at his coworkers. He was making a lot of money. Fuck.
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- A: This neighborhood in New York City was very different from the other neighborhood in New York City he’d just been in.
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- A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
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- A: [4000 words about an isolated encounter with a service worker that borders on racist and goes nowhere]
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- A: “The cocaine isn’t the point. The cocaine is a metaphor,” he explained wearily over the pile of cocaine. She folded her arms. She didn’t understand his cocaine. “Didn’t you read my manifesto?” The prostitute had read his manifesto. Why couldn’t she?
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- A: This lightbulb is inauthentic.
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- A: ”It’s only the institution I have a problem with,” he explained to the empty bar.
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- A: The time had come for him to go to war, and also find himself, and also reject the rules of your society.
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- A: His alcoholism was different, because someday he was going to die.
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- A: [Nothing happens for 450 pages; receives fourteen awards]
I don’t know what you all expected.
Best Arrested Development costume I’ve ever seen. Congrats on being awesome!
If you’re ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a raspberry
jfc
I WAS NOTICING A DISTINCT LACK OF OWL GIFS THIS MORNING. I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
you can never have too many owl gifs.
Look at those last two! Pop pop pop pop pop pop!
owls!!!!!!!!!
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