"Apologize to our baby."
- The Mindy Project 2.08
they pretended to be fake engaged with a fake baby. if you’re not into this, i don’t want to know you.
Charlie Brown
i love that he’s so big that when he’s holding her, she always looks like a baby doll instead of a real baby.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
I like that a lot of you saw that post about possums I reblogged and shared your own horror stories about possums.
Next time you get intimate, be sure to adjust your sexpectations for maximum romantic enjoyment.
The 6 Best AND WORST Ways to Have Sex [Click to finish me off]
First snow fell overnight and the boys are CERTAIN that Santa comes tomorrow. Now trying to explain that time is linear, not meteorological.
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry)
I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.
Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”
After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.
"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.
This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.
the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing
There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum.
I call opossums “rats with human faces.”
knightingale-s
