In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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oh god, third row on the right, john’s face when he realizes what’s happening here. HE KNOWS IT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA. like you can actually hear the mental “….oh crap crap no, don’t—don’t be—crap.

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LOOK AT KENNEX TRYING TO WRITE THAT OFF AND DORIAN’S LIKE NOPE! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

almost human look at all these caps locks anakin just look at them
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“ Kids and Adults Flock to LA Rarity: Black Santa Claus
By Angel Jennings
[Jahleel Logan, 3, poses with Santa Claus, a.k.a. Langston Patterson, 77, at the Baldwin Hills Crenshaw Plaza. Patterson has been the South L.A. mall’s Santa...
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Kids and Adults Flock to LA Rarity: Black Santa Claus

[Jahleel Logan, 3, poses with Santa Claus, a.k.a. Langston Patterson, 77, at the Baldwin Hills Crenshaw Plaza. Patterson has been the South L.A. mall’s Santa since 2004, with African American families coming at specific times of the day just to visit him. “I just don’t want him to think that all greatness comes from a different race,” said Jahleel’s godmother, Arlene Graves, 45. “There are Santa Clauses his color doing good work too.” (Jay L. Clendenin / Los Angeles Times / December 7, 2013)]

Dressed in a red Santa suit, white beard and rimless glasses balanced on his nose, Langston Patterson sits on a velvet couch and waits for his adoring fans.

Some call first to make sure he will be there. They come from Palmdale, Thousand Oaks and San Bernardino, driving past many shopping malls with Santas, but none that look like him.

For nearly a decade, Patterson has been the main attraction at Baldwin Hills Crenshaw Plaza during Christmastime: a rare black Santa Claus in a sea of white ones. The mall, located in the heart of black Los Angeles, is one of the few in the country with a black Santa Claus. Some say Patterson is the only black shopping-mall Santa Claus in the Los Angeles area.

As visitors approached him on a recent afternoon, it was hard to tell who was more excited: the youngsters or the adults. The parents are the most loyal. They return with grandchildren, passing on a family tradition with a deep personal meaning.

Click here to read the full story at LATimes.com

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Because Santa Claus doesn’t have to be white, Megyn Kelly.

adorable that kid is the cutest! look at his smile