In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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we were in the academy together and we hated all the drills. so now when we’re on a case, and one of us says “a thousand push ups,” it means “i’m so sure i’m right, that if i’m wrong, i’ll do a thousand push ups.”

it’s a pact we made. it really just means “trust me. and i do. 

brooklyn nine-nine i loved this and lol thinking of them at the academy together is bonkers