Santiago wants to make Captain one day. I know because I’ve frequently caught her wearing my hat and looking into a mirror.
every reaction is priceless.
"James, we’re not asking you to choose."
College AU: Or Bucky has a drunken threesome with his girlfriend and his best friend, and it all turns out better than he could’ve ever hoped.
Canada’s former defense minister says space aliens live among us
Hellyer said up to 80 different species regularly visit earth, from the “short grays” seen in cartoons and illustrations to species called “Nordic blondes” and “tall whites” who could almost pass as humans…
He said the aliens had accepted that humans had a right to run their own planet, although they were concerns about our stewardship of it.
“We spend too much time fighting each other, we spend too much money on military expenditures and not enough money on feeding the poor and looking after the homeless and sick, and that we’re polluting our waters and air and that we’re playing around with these exotic weapons, thermonuclear weapons and atomic weapons, which have such a devastating effect on our earth and our cosmos, and they don’t like that,” Hellyer said.
""tall whites" who could almost pass as humans"
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dying
This is also one of the greatest turnabout “I told you so” moments in the history of fiction, because back when she was palling around with Wickham, man, what Darcy wouldn’t have GIVEN for her to know what an evil piece of shit he was, but he had no way to tell her without selling out his vulnerable baby sister, so he had to HINT at it and then just bite his tongue and tremble with fury. “Someday she’ll know what Wickham is really like!” he thought. “She’ll see I was right to warn her!”
And right here she finally does and THIS IS NOT HOW HE WANTED IT. NOPE. NOPE. SHIT. HE WAS SO CLOSE TO MAKING HER LIKE HIS GIANT HOUSE AND HIS ADORABLE SISTER AND PROPOSING AGAIN WITHOUT INSULTING HER ENTIRE FAMILY. WHY CAN’T ANYTHING EVER GO HIS WAY. WHAT USE IS ALL HIS STUPID MONEY AND HIS STUPID GIANT HOUSE WHEN THAT SHITHEAD WICKHAM WON’T STOP MESSING UP EVERYTHING HE LOVES.
otp
Jon Stewart compares the media’s treatment of Justin Bieber and Rob Ford to the treatment of Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman.
LTMC: nailed it.
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