In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kaplands]

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

[farorescourage]

#’stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni’ #THAT USED TO CONFUSE ME SO MUCH WHEN I WAS LITTLE
it finally makes sense

[neverbat]

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

[nonnegative]

also, that line is making fun of yankee doodle because shoving a feather in your cap doesn’t make it the height of fashion! 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

can’t wait, especially now that agents of shield seems to have found an actual direction, making me think marvel really can handle television shows.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jonwheeler4]

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dee-lirious]

#batroc is just so excited about getting his ass kicked by Steve Rogers #I mean #the squeeing is on par with Deadpool getting beat up by Thor #you can just see the bit where the internal screaming starts #like ‘oh zee helmet; eet comes off’ #’perhaps zere vill be zee makeouts after all’ #’hon hon hon’ #’chere madame la diary aujourd’hui je made-out avec Capitan Rogers’ #’aka Capitaine Biceps’ #’c’est magnifique’ #’c’est le jour meilleur de ma vie’ (via stuckinabucket)

[stephendann]

Batroc the Fan.

[stephendann]

The more I think of it, I would love to hear the dialogue

CaP: “Batroc the Leaper?”

Batroc: “I am Batroc ze slasher!”

Cap: “So where’s your knife?”

Batroc: “Zat is not what I slash, mon aimee”

[flatbear]

I talk about this post literally every day.

[nonnegative]

hon hon hon

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

yes

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

"I wouldn’t let him finish eating dirt."
Submitted By: Krystle B.
Location: Washington, United States

[nonnegative]

I think background cat had something to do with this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sandandglass]

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

[inkyubus]

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[shannibal-cannibal]

this shit was brutal

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[veridian-dynamics]

Happy May 35th, everyone!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jrr81]

I. DIED.

[orangeis]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[frecklebott]

The look that Sam gave Steve when he woke up in the hospital said “once you’re off that IV, I’m gonna pound you so hard into the mattress you’re gonna see stars”

[allofthefeelings]

stars AND STRIPES, amirite?

[nonnegative]

AMERICA!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[floozys]

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

[all-because-we-fell-in-love]

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

[floozys]

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[nonnegative]

oh wow

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

These problems will be completely bizarre to people someday.

I can’t wait to tell my sons about 18 year old me renting porn videos to men four times my age.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[capsicle107]

In “Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” Natasha’s “shall we play a game” was actually a reference to the 1983 American Cold War science fiction film titled “WarGames.”