In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[smashbrethren]

the time is now

[3dboyfriends]

hell yeah

[yunghau5]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[jimblespage]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[bronzebasilisk]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[picklespickleyama]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thecatgod]

this does not ever get old

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[brella]

anyway here’s wonderwall → exactly what it sounds like, you’re welcome

_{01. “wonderwall” – natalie lungley // 02. “wonderwall” – hurts //03. “wonderwall” (gregorian chant version) // 04. “wonderwall” (live) – noel gallagher // 05. “wonderwall” – vitamin string quartet // 06. “wonderwall” – ed sheeran // 07. “wonderwall” (punk version) – cartel //08. “wonderwall” – katy mcallister //09. “wonderwall” – cat power // 10. “wonderwall” – ryan adams // 11. “wonderwall” – jake coco // 12. “wonderwall” – oasis}

8tracks

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[buttalecki]

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

[ktnissevurdeen]

[jr-abraxas]

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[electronbendinggirl]

#GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

[edgeofboring]

YOU LITTLE SHITS

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[popunklouis]

remember that rumor we all believed in middle school that marilyn manson got the bottom half of his ribcage removed so he could blow himself??

[mrsmoonbear-senpai]

What the fuck kinda middle school did you go to

[popunklouis]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[trauntwave]

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

[parkway-nosedive]

there are two ways to read this

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[iamserendipity]

The new Star Wars movie looks fantastic. 

[nonnegative]

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Mark Hamill was in a dinner theatre production of Guys and Dolls as Luke Skywalker Masterson?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thorodinbro]

keep benedict cumberbatch out of mcu 2k14

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[batmansymbol]

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

[thederpywingedone]

What the fuck

[sleek-black-wings]

Time travel.

[heirofspacecore]

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

[wedonotpromoteviolence]

I… what?

[nonnegative]

Or Don Draper is trying to tell you the end of Mad Men.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[vintae]

How To Decorate Mushroom and Star Cookies (by SweetAmbs)

[cccakery]

holy crap

[nonnegative]

I can’t see how this could go wrong!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dontcareraccoon]

"We just wanted to spend the day not wearing high heels or lashes, so we thought: 70’s cop show."

[nbcsnl]

Perfectly good reason to revisit Dyke & Fats.

[nonnegative]

Only we can call each other that!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[erindizmo]