In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
allofthefeelings
iwantcupcakes

Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt

i will never not reblog this

blogging-etiquette

Iron man

allofthefeelings

Is that dork wearing a goddamn Iron Man tee shirt?

DOES HE EVEN OWN ANY CLOTHING THAT DOESN’T HAVE IRON MAN ON IT

THEY PROBABLY ONLY MAKE IRON MAN CLOTHES IN ADULT SIZES BECAUSE RDJ PUT IT IN HIS CONTRACT GOD DAMN

rdj winky face
wickedcherub

Anonymous asked:

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

algrenion answered:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

wear your ear bra btw the oxytocin thing is just so breastfeeding doesn't hurt because yo it's your nipple in some baby's mouth for literally hours a day and sometimes that baby is correcting their latch or has more acidic saliva because it's getting teeth so the hormone release is beneficial to both mother and baby dudes only get this bonus because nipples develop in utero when the baby's body is still neuter IN CONCLUSION AND IN SUMMARY the erogenous thing is just a side effect not the main purpose biology science!
thebicker
thebicker:
“oh-snap-pro-choice:
“ pro-choice-or-no-voice:
“ benditzel:
“ While we’re sound asleep by philosophies of ‘saving the planet’ but kill the children. #signofthetimes #LosAngeles #California #UnitedStates #ÉtatsUnis #abortion #environment...
benditzel

While we’re sound asleep by philosophies of ‘saving the planet’ but kill the children. #signofthetimes #LosAngeles #California #UnitedStates #ÉtatsUnis #abortion #environment (at Target)

pro-choice-or-no-voice

Shout out to the anti-abortion crowd for their amazing ability to take any subject under the sun and make it about abortion.

-Peach

oh-snap-pro-choice

I’m actually laughing at this
-Ash

thebicker

Yeah, uh, what exactly does this have to do with abortion? I’m so confused.

nonnegative

Those unborn babies would have paid for plastic bags!

politics wait what?

I’ve been reading And the Band Played On, which is a fairly old book, but it’s really interesting how it reads like a disaster novel when it’s based on true events. I have the same pit in my stomach reading this that I do when reading, like, Stephen King or something and I just want to shake the 80’s.

books and the band played on randy shilts aids hiv politics i saw the movie in high school and i remember being bored so either the movie is nowhere near as good as the book or i was more of a little shit at 16 than i remember being probably both both is good