In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture

[lizgalvao]

I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are aspiring to be Charlotte in Tiny Furniture (a loft-dwelling trust fund dilettante).

They’ve gone off the deep end with the juxtaposition. You know those fashion editorials every fall where models lasagned in Prada swing around street signs in Red Hook? It’s like that, but on acid. The settings are more deteriorated and the designs are more design-y. It’s like shopping from deep within Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.

If you choose to purchase a piece of Anthropologie furniture, it will only really look right in one of three settings:

1. An alternative gallery space six weeks from opening

2. An urban cabin with faulty electrical wiring

3. A crumbling Southern plantation (soon to be deemed “the new loft” by the NYTimes)

Let’s take a stroll through the Anthropologie furniture section together. What’s for sale today?

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[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

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[beckyybarnes]

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

[oldandnewfirm]

#get on it putin

[brodinsons]

#jesus this is getting out of hand and it’s hilarious

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

3yo: “When I have red pants on, that means I’m Spider-Man!”
4yo (rolling his eyes): “Spider-Man doesn’t poop his pants.”

[nonnegative]

That’s what he thinks.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sassy-gay-justice]

I’m terrible.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kadrey]

John Waters ponders Dorothy’s choices in The Wizard of Oz.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[cognitivedissonance]

Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.

We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.

No justice, no peace.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

Chaos in Ferguson. Sunday night, part 4

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] 

[lizardvvizard]

Reminder that:

- no, this isn’t over;
- no, these aren’t from earlier in the week;
- no, everything isn’t alright now;
- no, the police haven’t stopped brutalizing peaceful protesters;
- no, police haven’t intervened to stop the looting;
- no, police haven’t responded to emergency 911 calls for people injured by rubber bullets or children hit by cars;
- no, michael brown’s shooter still has not faced any consequences for murdering an unarmed teenager 9 days ago

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jojje94]

this is what i imagine sports is

[dyspnoeic]

#dead

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[imnothavinit]

Link to the NYT article on the autopsy

[extemporally]

not that we need evidence of michael brown’s unlawful killing by darren wilson to make the totality of police brutality over the past, shit, week now unfair and cold-blooded and repugnant, but for some reason this careful piece-by-piece laying out of the evidence brought it home to me all over again.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[gadot]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

[nonnegative]

i’m a little attracted to him with this look which i blame on growing up in new jersey