In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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royalhandmaidens

people new to tumblr angry about being blocked or writing huge paragraphs about why they chose to block someone like i promise you it’s not that deep i once blocked someone because their blog was obnoxiously orange

royalhandmaidens

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new rule: reblog with the silliest block you’ve ever made

linked their soundcloud in an unrelated post most of my blocks are just people being mean about haikyuu characters though
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bebx

When you’re scrolling through AO3 for some fanfics to read, what’s the MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR you use to decide whether or not you’ll read something?

The summary

Word count

Rating

Tags

The fic title

Pairing / characters

Feedback; how many kudos / hits it has

How many chapter(s) it has, if it’s completed (if not; then Last Update date)

The authors

**Other (please put in comments or tags)**

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Reblog after voting for bigger sample size is highly appreciated :)

my order is pairing tags summary completed i read wips occasionally but not often sometimes i care about rating but not always don't care about title or feedback i'm too old to gaf about other people's fic opinions and then authors i subscribe to jump all of this since i read more adventurously if i know i like you already fic
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

i own three!
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calware

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with pink, red, and purple swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with blue swatches.ALT

try using these palettes instead!!

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with dark red, olive, jade, teal, cerulean, and fuchsia swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with dark bronze, yellow, gray, indigo, purple, and violet swatches.ALT
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araccoonthatlikesmurder

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

lizluvscupcakes

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

calware

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

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and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

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(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

calware

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

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nerves-nebula

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

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i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

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enbydaraya

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

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calware

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

maybetheyregiants

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

polyphonetic

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

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joeyclaire

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HUH

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heehoothefool

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

krystal-prisms

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

villainessbian

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

just-admech-thoughts

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

calware

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it's not even a year old yet??

anarcokat

what about not gendering fucking colours

calware

IT'S SATIRE

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I'M THE OP

textposttropes

Call-Back

Comically Missing the Point

Derailed Train of Thought

Escalating Punchline

Lampshaded the Obscure Reference

Pink Means Feminine (Discussed)

every time i see this it's a completely different insane branch idek how to tag this so you get color theory
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theforsakenprince

Do you guys block the tags of fandoms that your mutuals/people you follow are into that you have no interest in?

yeah

nah

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I'm genuinely curious! I personally don't because it's fun learning things second hand, and if something annoys me too much I just unfollow them.

theforsakenprince

reblog with your answers in the tags!! maybe an explanation too if you feel like it

i don't do it by default but if i know i'll never ever ever ever be interested in a thing i do tend to mute it i will never be impacted by a genshin y'know?