In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[all-funny-memes]

Your Super Villian Name and Title

[terrorkion]

ignoring the first part i am “the mistake of earth”

[sorrybear]

Star Wizard, the Destroyer of Knowledge

[brvn-mo]

Dark Doom the Consort of the Earth

[ronnyknuckles]

Sonic Lord, the Pestilence of the Future?

[thatgirlfromdirtyjersey]

Black Shot, The Smiter of Men

[captainjaymerica]

Killer Lord, the Mercenary of the Future.

[meghanwaslike]

STAR STALKER THE ABOLISHER OF THE FUTURE

YES

[jivetalkinmama]

Devil Tempter, Assassin of Men

[sheldrakus]

Killer One, The Master of Europe. Which coincidentally, is what all my friends call me anyway.

[burntcopper]

Flare One, The Monarch of the Earth and Stars.  My parents weren’t very good at naming their children.

[clanwilliam]

Killer Shot, the Queller of Law.

It’s better than Moon Moon, I suppose.

[suricattus]

Infinity Red Stalker, the Feared.   I can work with that.

[isokura]

Killer Doctor, the Murderer of Hope…..

Well.

[nonnegative]

lol iso at least yours is definitely straight up supervillain.

I’m silver sword survivor of death (and lover of alliteration)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

illiterate replied to your post:and lo, we enter upon the six months where i…

That almost sounds like a superpower. I want to see you battle it out with Mr. Freeze.

i don’t think shea butter is that effective against ice. OR IS IT.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[softerworld]

Ah yes, my alma mater. As a young-un I did my BA in “doing it wrong” at A Softer World University. That three year program was the best 12 years of my life. I can’t believe they had to condemn the whole block, but we have to keep children safe. With fire. 

[nonnegative]

i want this

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[scaryskeletonscully]

The Bacon twitter rant that lost me five followers. 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[myrafur]

Commissioner Jim Gourdon

[nonnegative]

myra you’re fired

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

jeanvaljean:

oh thank god

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuckyeahlaughters]

have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON

[nonnegative]

the better question is have I EVER NOT GOTTEN TO THIS POINT

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dogthing2]

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thorkizilla]

Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]

I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.

BUT NO.

HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.

AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT.  I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.

WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

[unclewhisky]

The Avengers are always the most fun when they’re acting like a dysfunctional trailer trash family that just happens to have superpowers and goes and saves the world now and then.

[lady-darkstreak]

dysfunctional trailer trash avengers are my kind of people

[nonnegative]

bros

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

i always go to like these gifsets to find out i already have

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Less than 30 minutes till Yuletide signups end! Get all those last second changes in.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[elysedc]

The ultimate dad joke compilation

[nonnegative]

What a country

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[owlhaus]

How Avengers 2 will play out. Starring Tony Stark as Geppetto!

Cos those Pinocchio undertones were pretty hard to miss.

[upallnightogetloki]

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE I’M AFNAG’AGE;BEH;AGHA