In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Perhaps the most telling comment comes from the pen of English cleric John of Wallingford, prior of St. Fridswides, who complained bitterly that the Viking Age men of the Danelaw combed their hair, took a bath on Saturday, and changed their woolen garments frequently, and that they performed these un-Christian and heathen acts in an attempt to seduce high-born English women1:

It is reported in the chronicle attributed to John of Wallingford that the Danes, thanks to their habit of combing their hair every day, of bathing every Saturday and regularly changing their clothes, were able to undermine the virtue of married women and even seduce the daughters of nobles to be their mistresses2.

Britons get extremely pissed off about how hygienic vikings were (via toopunktofuck)
lol those vikings with their lustrous hair and their sweet-smelling bodies! how dare they tempt our women?? and also me wait did i say that out loud?
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I cannot fathom how this man can go from his deadpan one-liners and impassioned speech about seeking solace in fashion magazines as a young gay man struggling with his sexuality and gender roles in The Devil Wears Prada, to the father of the year in Easy A, to the calculating, demented, blood-curdling serial child killer in The Lovely Bones.
Stanley Tucci is just such a hugely underrated actor and he’s just incredible.

synthetic-hearted-midgardian

He also now has published a cookbook

iamasebastard

Let’s not forget Caesar Flickerman.

stuffertystuffstuff

Stanley Tucci - you forget how much you love him until you see one of his films again.

stanley tucci appreciation society
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shorelle

Adventure Time/Pokemon AU - I made these prints for BrisNova but hadn’t gotten around to uploading them yet!

because I just want to see PB, Marceline and Flame Princess as gym leaders with awesome themed gyms (and Finn and Jake as our heroes on the road to Wizard City, of course XD)… so another random crossover it is!! I tried pushing a bit of a different style this time too, it was a challenge but also lots of fun!

Source: shorelle.deviantart.com
beautiful adventure time pokemon
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ofgeography:
“ inagardenbythesea:
“ My 90-year old Grandma mailed me a homemade vest for me to wear “to parties.” It’s… amazing.
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okay inagardenbythesea, you listen to me. i can tell by ur beard & by the position of saturn that you are a good person...
inagardenbythesea

My 90-year old Grandma mailed me a homemade vest for me to wear “to parties.” It’s… amazing.

ofgeography

okay inagardenbythesea, you listen to me. i can tell by ur beard & by the position of saturn that you are a good person who gets invited to a lot of parties. i’m sure you’re very fun at them. i’m sure you never bring bullshit snacks, like celery. celery? no. not you. you would never bring that crunchy foot water bullshit to parties. you’re bringing cool ranch doritos that u made with ur own hands. you brought a dish inexplicably shaped like the idea of an island that’s filled with edible cookie dough. when you order chips for the table at chipotle, you ask for quac. “I know it’s extra,” you say. flashing a smile at your companions. “this one’s on me, guys.”

because you are that Good Person, i need you to wear this vest to 90 parties, inagardenbythesea. 90 of them. and i need you to take a picture of yourself at every one, surrounded by friends or strangers u will later claim to be friends, or maybe the cops at that one party that got kind of out of hand, or maybe just a bunch of people at a 7/11 you’ve arranged to look like Your Friend Group. send all of these pictures to your grandmother, as you take them.

"look at my grandkid, Bearded McButtondown," your grandma will tell her friends. "check out this hella fresh vest i made him. he loves it! he juuuuuust loves it."

nonnegative

i see another vest has made it onto my very short vest-exception list

vests i think all the other places were previously taken by 2008 era ryan ross so now it's those and then this guy and his grandma-crafted noah's ark vest