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meet the blogger: [3/5] favourite female characters 〉Tami Taylor (Friday Night Lights)
"The big deal is, that it’s part of my job to make sure that you don’t grow up stupid. It’s bad for the world."
sex education at its finest
HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"It’s every month?"
"I thought it just lasted a couple years"
"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
"Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!"
"You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?"
"Why are they 7.69 for 10!!"
"Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?"
crying laughing omigod
CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT
"tampons? i thought they were called tape-ons"
Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, was asked by NASA engineers if 100 tampons would be enough for her 7 day space flight
These engineers could calculate how much food, water, and oxygen would be needed to keep the astronauts alive but they had no clue how the female menstruation works
I want to cry and laugh.
“Why don’t guys uteruses shed?”
oh now i’m sad
im not saying everyone should tell me the first fic they wrote but they should im loving this
LET ME TELL U ALL AN EMBARRASSING THING. The first story I ever wrote was nine years ago. It was for THE OC and SORT OF REMIXING ANOTHER STORY but I had no concept of the idea of…
I was 12 and it was Harry/Hermione song fic set to Savage Garden. Or possibly M2M who I COMPLETELY forgot existed until just now.
Now I don’t write song fic I just steal lyrics for titles.
Dear god that was 15 years ago. (And before you fuckers start, I WAS PUMPKIN PIE NOT A HARMONIAN. back before the FAP boards were hosted internally even.)
This is a fun game! I was 10 and it was before the internet was a thing, so I chiseled it out on my stone tablet.
No, really, it was a Baby-Sitters Club self-insert where Kristy was so impressed with my mad ten year old baby skills that she made me president of the club but then got mad at me when I did away with the club notebook. I carefully printed out three copies and kept one for myself, then distributed the other two to each of my parents. I think their reaction was ‘charmed, but confused.’
I just read this and thought “Whoever you are, I’m going to follow you.”
SUPER FLATTERED!! :DDDDD
jamwingles replied to your post:
is that the one that can make people think things? then yes
Yes it is! :D
sure did write 1000 words of a raven boys/push fusion today.
“Even with the success of this scenario’s gags, it all leads to the (still very fun to watch) plot point of having two parties, a real, fun one and a boring, Holt one. This is a plot that, much like the stakeout and “no-no list” in “Stakeout,” makes the show enter the realm of coming across as too much of a sitcom.”
The AV Club’s Brooklyn 99 reviewer and I are not on the same wavelength.
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