In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

t h r e e s o m e

p l e a s e

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[flyingvirgin]

i feel like if drake fucked nicki he’d write a 3 part album about it so i know he hasnt yet

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[smulder-ed]

BROOKLYN NINE NINE FRIENDSHIPS (2/?):

★ Jake & Terry

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Dear SmartPhone users

[woodenaxe]

Please stop sending “emojis”, or whatever they’re called to people. There are still people out there who don’t want a computer in their pocket and it’s fucking annoying to be constantly interpreting what these empty boxes could possibly mean. Remember this?:

:), ;), :-*, :(, :’(, >:(

[pulpfictionarie]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[maggie-stiefvater]

OK, boys: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[nonnegative]

#raven boys iv#writing

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dehaanradcliffe]

What the hell Ron?! You’re building your stupid building on the block next to Pawnee Commons?! The park that I built from scratch out of a pit?! This building is gonna ruin the views you jerk and you’re gonna tear all the houses down?!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

me recommending things to people

• Me: OMG YOU HAVE TO READ/WATCH/PLAY THE THING. IT'S SO GOOD. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND WHY THEY ARE THE GREATEST. LET ME BLATHER ON AND ON ABOUT THE MINUTIAE OF HOW THEY HANDLED THIS ONE PERFECTLY PERFECT MOMENT. LET ME SCREAM A LOT ABOUT HOW I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU THE BEST THING BECAUSE SPOILERS.
• Friend: ok i'm doing the thing
• Me: OH WAIT I MEAN it may not even be THAT good oh no what if i've talked it up too much now it can only disappoint you ACTUALLY IT'S TERRIBLE STOP

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[felicitysmock]

don’t ever watch a tv show

because you will fall in love with an awesome female character

and she will die

[marissacoopers]

watch friday night lights

because you will fall in love with like forty different awesome ladies

and not a single one will die

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[pussyriot]

Damn, Rugrats writers. That’s a nuanced joke.