[April] had a real bad crush on [Andy].
i love how tom wasn’t in the episode, yet you’re still reminded of his presence with the tom’s bistro takeout boxes.
I’m now going to give you permanent answers to all the silly questions you’re going to end up asking me and every other women in this election over the next few months.
Jon Stewart says he’s leaving The Daily Show
Ending one of the most venerable and trusted careers in making a complete mockery of the news, Jon Stewart has announced that he is stepping down as host of The Daily Show. According to sources who were there (some of whom are alreadypassing word along on social media), Stewart let the news slip at the taping of today’s episode, telling those in the audience that he’s retiring. No word yet on when exactly he’s leaving, whether this means he’s ending his time in the anchor chair to focus on being a Serious Movie Director now, or just how much this is Brian Williams’ fault. Presumably all of this information will be revealed in time—and delivered by Stewart himself tonight on your television. We’ll update when we have more.
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well seven hours before the deadline, i signed up for shipswap. there’s no way this will turn out badly.
i love when i go to like and reblog a post, only to realize i’ve already liked it and the person who posted it reblogged it from me.
HOW WILL I DIE?
fucked by juggalos. end me
Oh
Stabbed by Pro-lifers. That seems realistic to me.
consumed by lord jesus christ. the communioner becomes the communionee.
knightingale-s
