and above all
Would you like to be knighted?
Instead of “slim”, “skinny”, and “standard” signs on their jeans, I wish The Gap would hang up charts showing how much crack will be exposed when I tie my shoes.
Hang on a minute…
Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?
Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.
Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat in order to survive in water. Even in a hot climate, swimming in water the whole time would require fatty insulation.
So… chubby mermaids. Yeah.
Keep reblogging this, it is making male mermaid enthusiasts angry.
I can tell Stefon was on the SNL special from the sudden flurry of kudos my Yuletide Seth/Stefon fic got yesterday.
do you ever spend several hours on something ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE and INCREDIBLY NECESSARY
jfc