In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ninnieamee]

This is my mental image of Piper and Colin Greenmantle and idec if the books contradict it in some way I am sticking to this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[wolfofwaluigi]

The Master says put them down!  Avoid any association with sales reps!  Thin Mints may alter your body fat if too many are consumed!  They are the true test of the master’s students, and failure to resist will result in punishments!  Scream in the faces of their distributors and douse them with spoiled milk! Consumption will be tolerated by the Master!  The Scouts are rumored to be zombies that find our kind to be a threat (which we are!).  Their own petty instincts assume we might give into the decadent yet delicate temptation of the Thin Mints and their supposedly innocent presentation, but beware and be clear of mind, it will be your greatest test!

Avoid any association with the demonic scouts.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[morthils]

becoming obsessed with a thing that has a tiny fandom

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jimmysmcgill]

Broad City S02E10 | Twenty-three was pretty great for me. I mean, it’s the year I met you.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[evelynbakerlang]

Okay, Bradley, this one’s a little tough.

Bonus:

[nonnegative]

“Now, before you enter, you’re going to have to make a very difficult choice. You’re only allowed to take one parent with y–”
“Mom.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sohapppily]

oh shit.
whoops! just kidding.
yeah.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window:
-the insane orange waiter
-that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman
-the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point.
-the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein
-but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses
-there’s three wine glasses
-one’s for him.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[british-dennis]

Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life [x]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]