In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fyeahlilbit3point0]

Oop

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[emilykinneys-deactivated2015090]

‘All Star Team Up’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jawnsnough]

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

[backwardsorbust]

dude in the back is so very done with this shit

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[itsalwayssunny]

Cast portraits for the Emmy Magazine photo shoot.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[clickholeofficial]

Is America Ready For An All-Male Improv Troupe?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tealgeezus]

“I cannot deactivate until you say ‘I am satisfied with my care.’

“I am Groot!”

[tornadocondoc]

Oh sweet honey biscuits this is the cutest thing ever.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.

Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[maggie-stiefvater]

5000 words of Pynch smut to whomever brings me the keys to this car.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hijinksensue]

Chet: “What should we call our air conditioning and heating business, Gary?”

Gary: “Something simple and direct. How about Affiliated Air?” 

Chet: “Sounds good. What about the logo?” 

Gary: “I was thinking maybe A LAWNMOWER MAN-ESQUE 3D CYBERSCAPE AVATAR WITH SEMI TRANSLUCENT COBALT METALLIC SKIN, DUAL WIELDING THE ELEMENTAL POWERS OF FIRE AND ICE! FROM HIS VERY LIMBS HE COMMANDS THE ALL CONSUMING FLAME AND THE ALL ARRESTING COLD! THE QUESTION IS CAN HE WREST CONTROL OF HIS POWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE THAT CREATED THEM BEFORE THEY CONSUME HIM?!”

Chet: “Is affiliated with one F or two?”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[suashi]

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant