In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

lauren will you tell us a story

iguanamouth answered:

ok heres something

around a year ago someone asked me to draw danny devito as a kitty, spawning this terrible terrible image 

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time passes. a lot of time passes. then two months ago i get an email from a group of people called FPOAFM doing a pottery installation event, and theyre going around gathering artwork from artists to put onto cups and dishes to sell,, in exchange for a few pieces with the artists work on them

and i said SURE you can use some of my stuff … . but in exchange.…  i want something with kitty devito on it. i dont care if you put it on anything else, but one item that i get in return has to have this cat man abomination

i give them my address and a few images and months pass. i forget about it. THEN literally two days ago i get this big package on my doorstep, and INSIDE OF IT…. is the holy grail

in addition to two plates is this incredible porcelain cup with the fabled kitty devito on it, proudly grinning his terrible cat grin

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the thing that pushes this cup into the Far Reaches of Awful isnt just the image stamped on it. its that it is one hundred percent made from a mold of a styrofoam cup

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its finger presses on the rim, those little lines going around

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and all this jargon on the bottom, right under the glaze. the amount of effort that went into reproducing this styrofoam cup is incredible and i can stick it in my shelf and drink soup from it at four in the morning with danny devitos smug cat face looking out over everything i do, forever. follow your dreams

i want one
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i had a conversation with a 15 year old the other day and i realized that the new generation only knows Dwayne The Rock Johnson from disney movies and not from his professional wrestling career as Dwayne The Rock Johnson. They can’t smell what The Rock is cookin. They never have.

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they’re smelling what the rock is cooking, they just don’t know it.

the rock
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Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes
You say sorry just for show
If you live like that you live with ghosts
If you love like that blood runs cold

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I like a lot of things about this video, but mostly I’m excited for it to be a Yuletide fandom this year.

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It’s also nice to know it 100% will be.

yuletide taylor swift it's may so i promise i'm not about to start posting about yuletide that's for august