In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[mikerastiello]

Hash brown no filter.

(via)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fizzyliftingdrank]

NO

[cracked]

YES

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[stormgrrrl]

12MB OF RAM. OH MY GOD. THE 90S

[nonnegative]

28000 bps

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[nonnegative]

lord-kitschener:

#can the rock play Brutus

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

There’s really no one else’s opinion who I care about more than hers.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[korrigantsionnach]

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

[at-the-dusk-of-dawn]

You more or less just described the entire plot of Oedipus.

[korrigantsionnach]

have
have you actually read Oedipus

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kanayamaryam]

if i was looking for a sign that i need to go sleep i think i just found it

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sandandglass]

Graham Norton s17e07

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Grizzler the Border Collie is the World’s First Canine Photographer

[nonnegative]

wonderful

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[amandaonwriting]

Soap for Writer’s Block

[nonnegative]

try vodka

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]