In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I’M TRYING NOT TO BE OBNOXIOUS BUT I’M ENJOYING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.


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ANOTHER COOL FUN FLASHBACK.  Once I was sleep deprived and punchdrunk in the back of nonnegative‘s car, and she was stopping at mcdonalds and I had ELEVEN DOLLARS and I asked her for ELEVEN HAMBURGERS and she straight up REFUSED and we had fisticuffs until our bodies fell off, and she only ended up getting me two.  i ate one and fell asleep with it still in my mouf.  ANYWAY, I DESERVED ELEVEN.  

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ummmmm alcohol.  NO, JK HAHA anything with bitters or ginger beer.  I also like a good cape coddah, or a whiskey sour.  I also was HUGELY OBSESSED with Shipyard’s Gingerbread Head this year.  I am currently obsessed with Blue Moon Cinnamon Horchata.  Basically, I’ll drink it if it doesn’t have orange or pineapple juice.  

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fun fact: this goes to one’s head quickly.

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I HAVE BEEN STARING AT THIS AND IDK WHAT IT MEANS.

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no.

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i also made you wear pants.

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