this entire show is gold
ahhh i didn’t even catch that the state reference when i watched. what a great show.
I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.
I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.
Me trying to explain my favorite characters to people who haven’t watched the show yet
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”




“You always do this to me, Mom.”
I’m laughing uncontrollably
Son of a gun




