In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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pearlo
“Martha Washington often recalled the two saddest days of her life. The first was December 14, 1799 when her husband died. The second was in January 1801 when Thomas Jefferson visited Mount Vernon. As a close friend explained, “She assured a party of gentlemen, of which I was one…that next to the loss of her husband” Jefferson’s visit was the “most painful occurrence of her life.”

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Dying.

(via patsyjefferson)

please note that george washington was martha washington’s second husband, so her rank potentially went 1) george dying, 2) jefferson in her house, 3) first husband dying.

george washington martha washington thomas jefferson
gnome-cleric
whatagrump:
“ “ the private journal of aaron burr
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For anyone curious as to how exactly Burr spent his money “like an ass”: he bought a coconut. (source)
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whatagrump

the private journal of aaron burr

For anyone curious as to how exactly Burr spent his money “like an ass”: he bought a coconut. (source)

lol i like that he went to london to buy a coconut listen if you get your hackles up over stories of burr not being remorseful when speaking of shooting hamilton read this because this guy was clearly into self-deprecation aaron burr what a weirdo