In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[salliethesalad]

GILMORE GIRLS PREDICTED HAMILTON A GODDAMN DECADE AGO THIS IS SO FUCKIN NEXT LEVEL

[nonnegative]

THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

your fave is problematic: dennis reynolds

[bitterowls]

• Arrogance, vanity—all over. 
  
• He’s underwater, like a Range Rover.
  
• Makeup… smearin’.
  
• No power steerin’. 
• He be talkin’, but we don’t be hearin’.
  
• Speaks like Zeus. 
  
• Smells like poops. 
  
• Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.
  

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thoughtsnotunveiled]

Guys. GUYS. Can we talk about how Poe’s idol CANONICALLY is Leia? Like, I think Poe has too much self-awareness as an irreverent shithead to ever scribble Mr. General Leia Organa all over his schoolbooks but I will bet you every last cent I have that there was a time in Poe’s adolescence when he had these super-intense heroic fantasies about taking down an entire fleet of Star Destroyers at Leia’s command and, like, dying in her arms or something.

Of course by the time TFA rolls around, he has long let go of the dream of General Organa touching his hair and telling him that was the best Skywalker Swoop she’d ever seen – because lbr that’s not a fantasy that will survive Leia’s withering stare – but he was probably 200% more thrilled than he ought to be at being sent on a mission to Jakku.

… I really want a fic of Poe getting into fights as a kid over arguments on who was the best Rebel Alliance hero with his father sighing in the background and going, well I guess falling for badass women runs in the family.

(Also at a meta level I just find it really awesome that Poe Dameron as a character could’ve easily been conceptualised as idolising Wedge Antilles or Luke Skywalker, but nope, it’s Leia Organa.)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[machinyan]

amazing

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tacosnatch]

“Grandmother it’s me.. Anastasia.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

he has so many problems, so many problems.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[suite-dee-reynolds]

The Golden Geese’s new flag.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[beeishappy]

Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[frasiert]

I am #Hamilton trash. Thank you so much, @all_wright_then! It’s purr-fect. #AaronPurrSir

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[captainsphasma]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S11E01

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[taiweiland]

Creeeeeepy

[nonnegative]

stfu bradley cooper

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[linmanuel]

“I’m just picturing 6-year old Lin with no friends, alone in his room being like, “Sorry, ladies, I know you both wanna kiss me, but I gotta go WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT.”
-Tommy Kail, staging Take A Break today

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

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[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]