I want to be as happy as this dog
every time i hear girls say they’re not feminists bc they haven’t personally experienced any situation that requires feminism i just think 
YO
IF ANYBODY ELSE IS HAPPY THAT JUSTICE SCALIA IS NOW DEAD
GET ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW
IT’S A FUCKING GOLD MINE OF COMEDY
I don’t get it, why are people happy that he’s dead?
It would be disrespectful to his family if Scalia wasn’t an extremely vile person who NOT ONLY said all of the following:
- gay people are animals
- the devil (from the Christian religion) is a real person
- black people do better at “slower” colleges
- women are baby-killing whores
- corporations are people
…but he was also the Justice of the Supreme Court and had the ability to MAKE LAWS of all the preceding things. It’s not wrong to be glad that a person is dead when that person is literally horrible.
(4/4) “When Donald finally got caught, they offered him a plea deal so I wouldn’t have to go to jail. But he refused it. He told my cousin: ‘If I can’t have her, nobody will.’ They arrested me at the courthouse on the same day Donald refused his deal. The public defender told me to sign a plea bargain. He told me no jail time. But at the sentencing, I heard the judge mention jail and I panicked. When the judge asked me if I’d been promised anything in exchange for the deal, I said: ‘Yes!’ The prosecutor was so mad. She thought I made her look bad. She pushed for a life sentence at trial. The jury never heard about the abuse. They only heard about the drugs. They didn’t realize that the true victims were me, my children, and my brother. I’ve been in prison for twenty years now. But this has a happy ending. And I swear, when I agreed to this interview, I didn’t even know this yet. But President Obama just granted me clemency. And I’m going home.”
(Metropolitan Detention Center, Brooklyn)
Anonymous asked:
What is your favourite Smiths song?
rubyetc answered:
the one where morrissey is like ohohmmm I’ve got no clothes and I’m sad and covered in flowers but also sad and I can’t shut up about it but it’s nothing so whatever *flicky wrist movement* you’re terrible you’re all terrible NYEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWM I am the sunny air
jfc hamilton
I’m glad someone wrote in to make that correction. I hope it was Lin.
Beautiful
With Valentine’s day fast approaching, I thought maybe you and I could, you know, *beep* - Happy Valentine’s from Deadpool.
knightingale-s
