”Here’s what Esther remembers about the night that she was robbed. She was either at a restaurant, or the movies, or doing something else. And she was either alone, or with people.”
do you read HP as health points, hit points, heart points or something else? write your answer in the tags, i’m genuinely curious
Casual reminder that working off the clock is illegal. Unless you’re salaried or authorized for overtime there is no reason for you to stay late. None. Your employers know this, too.
wait, who’s making these people work 8:30 to 6:00 with only a 30 minute lunch as their regular schedule?
This is my daughter Rafidra D’Angelique reminding y’all not to let these primary results affect your selfie game. Trump ain’t worth lettin ya outfits slip.
the signs advice when you're having boy troubles
- *before you've even said anything* "lmao dump him": Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini
- "you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?": Leo, Libra, SCORPIO
- "ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???": Cancer, Virgo, PISCES
- *gives you super deep advice then ends it with "...but idk" so they're not responsible for the outcome*: AQUARIUS, Sagittarius, Taurus
I ’m sure Celery counts herself lucky to be peed on by the great Dodo Bellacourt.
I want to thank everyone who voted for me and apologize to everyone else for making your Facebook feeds so, so annoying! (Larry David as Bernie Sanders on SNL 3/12/16)
5 posts IS a lot.
knightingale-s
